SGA Fic: Out Of Bounds - John/Rodney - NC-17 someday

I hope this is okay, because I'm tired and groggy and have no idea. The music is coming soon.


Part one: 'Get back out there.' – 'No. I'm taking up hockey. It'll *hurt* less.'
Part two: 'So why do we have to skate in the nude again?'
Part three: Naturally, John had brought the boom box but had forgotten to bring any music.
Part four: Rodney wondered if John knew 'Mustang Sally' was a favorite with strippers the world over.
Part five: 'This is hero worship, isn't it?'
Part six: 'Me coach. You student. You keep forgetting that lately.'
Part seven: It was just hockey, not a cardinal sin.
Part eight: I'm sure when we were being chased by sabre-toothed tigers we did all kinds of neat tricks.
Part nine: 'You want to be alone?' Kim-the-unutterably-stupid asked.
Part ten: He mentally took back his den and no longer had to worry about John's exercise equipment.
Part eleven: 'I take American Express.'
Part twelve: Give John a spotlight and what does he do? Skate in the dark.


( Give John a spotlight and what does he do? Skate in the dark. )

James Bond Theme - Mancini
Theme from 'Get Smart'


Next part is here!

SG-1 Podcast: Shy Guy - Jack/Daniel - NC-17

So wildernessguru says, "You make me out as having some great sexy voice, but really I'm just a regular guy."

Yeah. That's what's appealing. This is our test-run podcast -- we needed to start with something short. Next on WG's list: Cursed Artefacts For Sale.

Podcast Title: Shy Guy
Story Author: Icarus
Voiced by: wildernessguru (yes, an NC-17 slash story read by a man; don't say I never gave you anything)
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: pure sex.
Summary: An assignation. "Daniel took off his glasses and sank to his knees. One foot knocked against a bottle of bleach, while in front of him Jack shouldered between the clatter of a broom handle and some metal shelves."
Author's notes: Thank you Cyanei, for the beta and many helpful suggestions. What can I say? I wanted porn, so I wrote some. Beware, we had a little trouble with the mic.



Shy Guy Podcast

I think we got the entire file, but my server connection timed out. So let me know if it didn't work.


ETA: You want him to read more? Comment. Really.