More from the cottage: Cottage Country Labour

This one fell through the cracks a while back, while dad was working Port32.com. I owe him an apology and you folks some entertainment.

Sorry, Sanskrit has me a bit worried and busy. This, my friends, is the hardest class I've ever taken, beating Japanese, World Religions, and Linguistics hands down.

Here. Have a little vacation at my dad's north country cottage.


( Cottage Country Labour. The next weekend, we were up there in earnest to get things open, cold rainy wind-spitting nasty weather or not. )

Vacuuming in five easy steps

wildernessguru's guide to vacuuming in five easy steps:

1 - Pull vacuum cleaner out from closet
2 - Clear floor
3 - Close drapes
4 - Strip naked
5 - Vacuum

Dangling dick, naked butt-cheeks and all. I now see why the ancient Egyptians required their slaves to be nude. It adds so much to the cleaning process.

wildernessguru, shaking his fist at the fur-covered cat-tree: "I'm going to town on this motherfucker tonight!"

Far be it for me to dampen his enthusiasm.


ETa: One sock casuality, but it's his sock so I don't mind.