SGA FIC: Out Of Bounds - John/Rodney - NC-17 someday

You brave folks in the Playground, risking spoilers and confusion, you've already seen this part.

Or read it on my website here (this should jump to the new part). Probably. ETA: Or maybe not. I don't know what I'm doing wrong with this yet.

I spent the entire day in a hotel mainlining the World's figure skating championships. *burp*

Since I've been stumped a while (I learned some inconvenient facts about figure skating that forced me to make changes) I'm taking a page out of auburnnotlisa's book:

Previously: Known more for his jumps than his artistry, figure skater John Sheppard hired ex-skating champion and 'artiste' Rodney McKay to be his coach. Plagued by a persistant ACL injury and rapidly growing too old for the sport, few believe John has a shot. Rodney quickly developed a crush on his rebellious protege, and he convinced a (very) reluctant John to skate pairs in an effort to break through his many blocks. A teasing friendship developed between them, and when John offered to drive the car-less Rodney to buy groceries, their shopping trip turned into a playful excursion... with dinner afterward.

'Get back out there.' – 'No. I'm taking up hockey. It'll *hurt* less.'
'So why do we have to skate in the nude again?'
Naturally, John had brought the boom box but had forgotten to bring any music.
Rodney wondered if John knew 'Mustang Sally' was a favorite with strippers the world over.
'This is hero worship, isn't it?'
'Me coach. You student. You keep forgetting that lately.'
It was just hockey, not a cardinal sin.
I'm sure when we were being chased by sabre-toothed tigers we did all kinds of neat tricks.
'You want to be alone?' Kim-the-unutterably-stupid asked.
He mentally took back his den and no longer had to worry about John's exercise equipment.
'I take American Express.'
Give John a spotlight and what does he do? Skate in the dark.
Something about a dead hamster-?
Being a UPS driver had been great, nice people, but it worked all the wrong muscle groups.
'I don't think she actually skates -- she just floats over the ice like a fruit fly!'
'You see me naked and you think I'm athlete?'
Pain was good. It told John when he went too far.
'Oh, yes, we're all very impressed with your vapid conversation.'
'Can you give me some hip action now that all your delusions have been shattered?'

( 'Can you give me some hip action now that all your delusions have been shattered?' )

The next part is up, here!


Coming shortly (would I ever deny you music?): The Crusher by the Ramones and
Iron Man by Black Sabbath