And the finals continue, so for you I have: Incest.

My cat is now demanding that I feed him. He's butting my shoulder with his head. Hard. Hard enough to rock me. (Big cat.)

The wildernessguru has a movie with which to entertain himself, although at the moment he's nursing a mild hangover from going out with friends last night and is trying to rehydrate in the tub. Somehow, I suspect Fight Club is not on the menu tonight.

And now I distract my friends... with incest.

This category is much easier to define than kink. It either is incest, or it isn't. Obviously only the fandoms that feature families tend have incest fics (sorry, Stargate folks, I suppose I could make an effort to write Rodney/Jeannie). But incest comes in many different flavors:

Wincest

Unconditional. Fandom: Supernatural. Sam/Dean. NC-17.
You gotta love a fandom whose main pairing is incestuous. How about some playful hoodoo ritual Wincest?

Twincest

Ante Up Fandom: Harry Potter. Fred/George. NC-17.
I read one too many twincest fics featuring Weasley Family Trauma and wondered, hey, wait. Where's the twins' iconoclastic humor? The two boys keep daring each other. Line? What line?

And plain old incest

Not My Affair. Fandom: Harry Potter. Ron/Percy. R.
How about some accidental incest? With tough implications -- and over a year's worth of clean-up afterward. (I always liked Bill in this.)

Here Again. Fandom: Harry Potter. Percy/Arthur. NC-17.
Then there's some parent/child incest with strange power issues.

The Big Secret. Fandom: Harry Potter. Percy/Bill. PG-13.
Finally, some incest meta fic mocking how incest is thrown in (from time to time) just for shock value. Yes, well, this time no one's shocked.


Enjoy your boys! Tomorrow: Hmm... should I do AUs, or Romance?


[Kink] [AUs and Crossovers] [Incest]

The comfort list: [Humor]
[Romance] [Happy-place Porn] [Drabble amusement]

You know those old popeye cartoons

You know those old Popeye cartoons? Where Popeye has the shit beaten out of him, he's just this side of losing, and Brutus is, oh, pounding his head against the floorboards -- and the suddenly he pulls out his can of spinach?

Yeah. I need that can of spinach right about now.

I have two essays left. One of them only needs a prargraph for Pete's sake.

Help me....

I'm so tired and depressed. All my hopes for school have collapsed since wildernessguru's mom died and my language program got screwed up. I was supposed to be graduating this year, and now I'm not. I was supposed to be in my second year of Sanskrit this year, and now I'm not. I was supposed to at least have applied for Honors and now, due to a zero the quarter WG's mom died, now that's out of reach. *sighs* It's all fucked up.

People ask me about school and I just don't want to talk about it. It was going so well, before.