Is SGA skating fic a genre?

Is SGA skating fic a genre?

I dangled bizarre AUs in front of copperbadge, enjoying his squeals of pain. Then I was told there were even more figure skating AUs than I knew. (I thought there were three.)

Really? Tell me more.

Turns out we have:

1) The Cutting Edge by greenconverses. A John/Teyla mostly Gen rewrite of the movie The Cutting Edge, with Rodney as coach (a movie I won't see until after I've finished my billion-page skating fic).
2) Out Of Bounds, which is my own. John/Rodney with John as an almost over-the-hill skater and Rodney as coach and former teen skating star who washed out of the Olympics.
3) Canada Likes It On Top by busaikko. Not technically a skating AU but rather a fic where John and Rodney go skating. John can't skate at all.
4) Broomstacking by notpoetry. John's a figure skater and Rodney's a... something... in curling.
5) A Dream by theladyofshadow. Radek is an ex-figure skater.
6) Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada (2010) by sardonicsmiley. John's a figure skater and Rodney's a hockey player.

If we include hockey AUs:
7) Stanley Is Just A Cup by Mystic
8) Playing The Body by aesc

9) And last but not least... we have Evan Lysacek in Atlantis! Stargate: Midwestern Section by lannamichaels (who is certifiable)

Three Rules for an Airtight Conspiracy Theory, or: How To Tell A Bullshit Conspiracy Theory

The boyfriend has a coworker who is absolutely certain that the Bush adminstration destroyed the Twin Towers on 9/11 as an excuse to go into Iraq. I keep explaining to wildernessguru why this is idiotic. The trouble with specific conspiracy theories is that people (who hate and distrust Bush, for example) want to believe them so badly, logic starts to fray in the face of their fervor.

I'm not against all conspiracy theories. I believe that JFK was assassinated by more than one shooter. But the JFK assassination theory passes my Three Rules.

Wait. You haven't heard of my Three Rules?

Three Rules for an Airtight Conspiracy Theory, or: How To Tell A Bullshit Conspiracy Theory From One That Makes Sense

Rule One: No cherry-picking the facts.

The conspiracy theory has to take into account all the facts available, even if the theory argues with them. If any inconvenient facts are dismissed out of hand ("oh, of course the government says that"), you have a crackpot theory – do not pass go, do not collect $200. The strength of a good conspiracy theory is in the additional information not covered by the mainstream media not in ignoring well-established facts.

Rule Two: No one is a super-genius (except in James Bond).

The conspiracy theory can't presume the culprit becomes suddenly brilliant and competent when they've proved to be a bumbling idiot in the past and since. The bad guy (or guys) has to be capable of pulling it off. A good conspiracy theory doesn't expect the culprit(s) to act out of character or be any smarter than they are on an average day.

An off-shoot of this is the cast of thousands all acting like super-geniuses rule. The more people that are involved in a conspiracy, the more likely the secret will get out, and the more likely the conspiracy will make mistakes. Ask any general. The bigger the operation, the more problems multiply.

Rule Three: No one has a crystal ball.

The conspiracy theory can't assume that the bad guys can read the future. If the bad guy's motive depends upon a complicated chain of events – "See, first they did X, then Y happened, and then Z, and then N, then after that there was W and then, voila! They got what they wanted" – the theory is a house of cards. Vast numbers of conspiracy theories fail because they project what we know in the present ("this is what happened") onto the past ("so they must have known this would happen"). A good conspiracy theory assumes a measurable and predictable result which could have been known at the time.

This is not to say that all conspiracy theories are wrong. Sometimes, they are out to get you. ;) But let's shoot down the stupid conspiracy theories, shall we?