School. *sigh*
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icarusI know I've been up all night, so I'm going to see the downside of things just because I'm tired.
I know that since WG's mom and my stepmom both have cancer, I'm going to be feeling sort of low.
I know that since WG is fragile, flipping out over little things and otherwise just not himself, I'm going to be a little less than chipper, eh?
I know that I'm depressed because WG is out of work and worrying about how he can afford to fly down if something happens to his mom. His bleak, "If it were stage IV cancer then it would be time to break out the death-suit" doesn't exactly lift one's mood.
I know that I'm feeling a little bummed out because our usual happy-go-lucky weekend chat was not so happy-go-lucky, right at a time I wanted/needed some happy-go-luckyness. Badly.
But things aren't looking good at the moment for the financial aid, without which I won't be able to go back to school this fall. Last year I knew on August 8th. It's August 23rd, and there's still no word.
There's a certain satisfaction that comes with the irrefutable proof that the world is completely fucked. *nods*
ETA: Is there something you can do, you ask?
Why, yes!
Write me porn. Lots and lots of porn. Entertain me. *cracks whip* Dance, dance, I say! Give me recs. Write glowing reviews of my stories. Anything. Anything at all.
I know that since WG's mom and my stepmom both have cancer, I'm going to be feeling sort of low.
I know that since WG is fragile, flipping out over little things and otherwise just not himself, I'm going to be a little less than chipper, eh?
I know that I'm depressed because WG is out of work and worrying about how he can afford to fly down if something happens to his mom. His bleak, "If it were stage IV cancer then it would be time to break out the death-suit" doesn't exactly lift one's mood.
I know that I'm feeling a little bummed out because our usual happy-go-lucky weekend chat was not so happy-go-lucky, right at a time I wanted/needed some happy-go-luckyness. Badly.
But things aren't looking good at the moment for the financial aid, without which I won't be able to go back to school this fall. Last year I knew on August 8th. It's August 23rd, and there's still no word.
There's a certain satisfaction that comes with the irrefutable proof that the world is completely fucked. *nods*
ETA: Is there something you can do, you ask?
Why, yes!
Write me porn. Lots and lots of porn. Entertain me. *cracks whip* Dance, dance, I say! Give me recs. Write glowing reviews of my stories. Anything. Anything at all.
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Date: 2004-08-23 08:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-23 08:52 am (UTC)Icarus
Porn, not hugs
Date: 2004-08-23 10:18 pm (UTC)"No hugs?"
"No!"
Percy closed his eyes for a moment and massaged his temple, trying to rub away the headache that was forming. He saw Remus put his hand in the pocket of his cardigan.
"And no chocolate, either."
"No chocolate?" Remus sounded incredulous.
"No, Remus, just... fuck off."
Remus looked hurt for a moment, and Percy almost regretted his harsh words, but only almost. For instead of leaving, Remus just sat down across from him and stared into the fire.
Percy sighed and returned to his work, but his lover's presence made it impossible to concentrate. Honestly, couldn't he just leave well enough alone? Percy just didn't want to deal with it right now. Hugs and chocolate weren't the answer to everything, especially not to Weasley family feuds.
A low moan interrupted his sulk. Percy gritted his teeth and looked up in annoyance.
"Remus! I told you to-"
"Yes, you did."
"Remus!"
"I'm just doing what you told me to, Percy."
"That's not what I... oh, bugger."
"Oh, no, not for you. You may continue brooding. I can fuck off on my own."
Percy gaped as Remus raised his hips and pushed off his trousers, before he shrugged off his cardigan and the shirt underneath. Now completely nude, he relaxed against the back of couch and once again took his prick in hand. At Percy's involuntary whimper, he looked up with a frown.
"Do you mind? I'd like to wank in peace."
"I- Remus- er, never mind."
Percy looked down, unseeing, at the documents before him, pretending to work. Out of the corner of his eye, he could see Remus masturbating, his head thrown back exposing that patch of skin that Percy liked to nip, his long legs stretched out towards the hearth, his toes digging into the soft carpeting. His skin was golden in the firelight, and its network of scars gleamed like ley-lines connecting all his most sensitive spots. One hand move untiringly on his cock, while the other kneaded his balls. Just then Remus made that groan he always made right before he thrust into Percy, and Percy was lost.
He pounced and had Remus' prick halfway down his throat before his lover noticed. Remus gasped as Percy's hot, moist mouth suddenly enveloped his cock, and he cried out Percy's name, thrusting into his mouth only a few times before he came.
Remus looked down at Percy with a fond smile and wiped the semen from the edge of his mouth. Percy grabbed Remus' hands and pulled him down onto the floor and into his arms. Remus grinned and began to unfasten Percy's trousers to free his erection.
"I thought you said, 'No hugs?'"
"I lied."
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Date: 2004-08-23 08:53 am (UTC)You and me both, hon. God. I so needed some cheerful, silly foodsex discussion that night too. *sigh* Wanted to cry all Saturday night.
Next week...we're all being happy-go-lucky if it kills us. *nods* Yes, we are, damn it. The whole lot of us.
*hugs hard* I'm thinking of you, hon. Lots and lots.
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Date: 2004-08-23 09:03 am (UTC)IcarusNiko smothers a helplessly slathers a smooth, squirming, giggling Percy in raspberries and whipped cream as he protesteth too much.While Ron watches in a helpless sort of horror and Harry ________ ? [Fill in blank.] Niko smears some in his hair and smirks, "It looks same" -- while Percy complains and wipes his face with his forearm, managing to rub in deeper.
Why?
Because August 22nd is Percy's official birthday (according to JKR) that's why! (Time to change Dungeon's canon from my January 19th ;)
In which case it's time for a Percyfest. Right here. Right now.
Percy porn. All day. I fully intend to be irresponsible.
Icarus
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Date: 2004-08-23 09:21 am (UTC)I shall be most irresponsible with you, hon. :D HEE!
While Ron watches in a helpless sort of horror and Harry ________ ? [Fill in blank.
...and Harry laughs in delight, running a finger across Percy's temple, scooping up some of the whipped cream. He sucks it off his finger. "Mmm. Real cream." He sticks his finger in Ron's face. "Want some?"
Ron gives Harry another horrified look. "Um...I think I'll pass, thanks." He swallows hard at the sudden speculative gleam in Harry's eye and backs away, shaking his head. "Don't even think about it."
Harry holds his hand out. "Niko? Whipped cream, if you will..."
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Date: 2004-08-23 09:50 am (UTC)"Now see here, it's my birthday." But his reaction is very apparent under the berry-stained sheet.
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Date: 2004-08-23 11:19 am (UTC)"Hey!" Ron steps forward, frowning. "I don't think--"
Harry cuts off his protest with a kiss of his own, traces of whipped cream still smeared across his bottom lip. He pulls away slowly, and crawls across the bed towards Percy. "Your turn."
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Date: 2004-08-23 06:34 pm (UTC)Aw, don't be sad, ladies! We're always around to make you feel better.
You may be. But...since they're not in a good mood...I can be around for rope and whip service, at least.
That's the spirit!
Though I think that Femme might possibly be gay.
Wouldn't that be a good thing?
Female gay.
Oh. *eyes* You'd make an exception for me, wouldn't you?
Well, even if she doesn't...there's Icarus...
*eyes*
We might even bring along a few of our products, if you wish.
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Date: 2004-08-24 12:51 am (UTC)*Icarus eyes Femme.*
Well. I'm so tired, I'm in a rare submissive mode. Grab this while you can, boys.
Icarus
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Date: 2004-08-23 08:58 am (UTC)pr0n teasers with no real action would probably be worse than nothing.
would if I could, though!
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Date: 2004-08-23 09:33 am (UTC)Icarus *looks hopeful*
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Date: 2004-08-23 09:54 am (UTC)*brightens* I could try a joke, though!
Stop me if you've heard this one...
Two Puffskeins walk into a bar... what? I know they don't have feet, but they... ok, all right, two Puffskeins roll into a bar, are you happy? Anyway they go into this bar and the first one sits down on his bar stool... what now? I don't know how they climb up onto a bar stool, maybe they use their tongues! Anyway, the first one hoists himself up onto a barstool using only his tongue and then...
Oh bugger. Lost it.
(OK, lame, but that's about the size of it :D )
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Date: 2004-08-23 10:14 am (UTC)*Covers Pr0n in case anyone looks over.*
*Decides you are my new favourite person.* :D
Icarus
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Date: 2004-08-23 11:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-23 09:32 am (UTC)Then porn it shall be.
Command me something, and I shall dowse you with adjectives beyond your wildest imaginings.
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Date: 2004-08-23 09:38 am (UTC)Icarus
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Date: 2004-08-23 09:41 am (UTC)Percy Lucius...
God you would give me something that you have mastered completely....
Hmm... I wonder if I can... *dribbles in glee at strange take on relationship*
hehe - woman, you are in for it.
AND HUGS HUGS HUGS
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Date: 2004-08-23 09:53 am (UTC)Icarus *awaits eagerly*
Umm... I've never tried this before, so you'd better stand back.
Date: 2004-08-23 09:58 am (UTC)Percy jerked, hitting his head against the wall and making his autographed picture of Cornelius Agrippa von Nettesheim hold onto his hat and curse.
"Ow."
"Baby," snorted Harry, from his position kneeling on the ground, taking only a momentary break from nibbling at the trail of hair that led down from his captive's navel.
Percy squeezed his eyes shut and did his manful best to refrain from whimpering.
"D'you know what would make this even better?" Harry asked conversationally, tracing slow circles on Percy's inner-thigh with his fingers before reaching up to grasp the cock that was waving slightly with the trembling of Percy's legs.
He stopped all movement as he waited for an answer. "Hmm? Can't guess?"
Percy whined pitifully, but Harry was unmoved. He continued to wait, refusing to move until he got the answer he was looking for.
"If... if Icarus were here, too?" Percy took a stab, hoping that Harry would take pity on him.
Harry smiled. "Right you are!" he said, giving Percy's cock a long lick which nearly buckled his knees. "And why is that?"
"Be-because we love her so?" Percy gasped out.
"Yes!" Harry rewarded him by sucking the head of his cock into his mouth. Percy tried to keep his hands at his sides, but he couldn't quite and they started to move towards Harry's head.
"Ah, ah. None of that." His hands were pushed down again and the glorious mouth was gone. "One more question, then. Let's see if you can get it."
Percy clutched at the chair-rail and the wainscoting behind him as Harry gave another quick lick to the head.
"If a train leaves London at half-past eight and another leaves Brighton at twenty-past ten, going seventy miles an hour and thirty miles an hour, respectively-"
Percy wailed piteously.
Re: Umm... I've never tried this before, so you'd better stand back.
Date: 2004-08-23 10:22 am (UTC)Change the rating on Unwitting Accomplice (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1346585/1/). Now.
*googles at the wonderful detail, excellent characterisation and, and... oh.*
*re-reads*
Wow.
Icarus
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Date: 2004-08-23 10:35 am (UTC)Only as a present for you. But I am very pleased that you liked it.
*hugs you*
*with new, increased pr0nny-ness!*
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Date: 2004-08-23 10:42 am (UTC)Icarus
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Date: 2004-08-23 05:16 pm (UTC)Re: Umm... I've never tried this before, so you'd better stand back.
Date: 2004-08-23 05:16 pm (UTC)Icarus you lucky--Harry, you naughty, naughty boy!
Would you consider joining
*clasps your knees, O Nausicaa*
Icarus is just gorgeous for pointing you out to me. Gah. Have made a quick tour of your ficlets and have decided to invite you.
In order to join
:D!
Re: Umm... I've never tried this before, so you'd better stand back.
Date: 2004-08-23 08:14 pm (UTC)I'm not altogether sure I can do this. This, this... "smut" thing. But the glowing eyes are telling me that I'd better try.
Gah. You and Icarus are giving me delusions of grandeur.
(but at least it's porny grandeur, eh?)
Re: Umm... I've never tried this before, so you'd better stand back.
Date: 2004-08-23 09:29 pm (UTC)*chuckles disbelievingly*
Yes, yes, we all have our modest moments. But the Grandeur of Pr0n awaits you. Do not deny your legacy, young Skywalker.
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Date: 2004-08-23 11:18 pm (UTC)Icarus
Re: Umm... I've never tried this before, so you'd better stand back.
Date: 2004-08-23 10:48 pm (UTC)Icarus
Re: Umm... I've never tried this before, so you'd better stand back.
Date: 2004-08-24 01:14 am (UTC)Oh Icarus, I'm sorry you're low. Though such a story should cheer anyone up. I'll be looking for your stories now to write glowing reviews, because I'm bad at writing smut, couldn't measure up with this anyway, and I'm a Snupin shipper.
One porn, coming up. Part one...
Date: 2004-08-23 10:59 am (UTC)Percy glared at the wall. It was absurd!. He and Charlie had been home for something like nine hours, and as soon as their parents had gone off—Dad to work; Mum to run errands—he’d called up some girl he barely knew, she’d come over, and bugger all if they weren’t in bed half an hour later.
That never happened to Percy. Percy had come up to begin his summer reading when the girl had arrived, as he didn’t want to be left out of their conversation (which had obviously involved snogging after the obligatory hello).
Sodding bastard, with the Quidditch and the dragon internship starting soon, and annoying pretty shoulder muscles. It wasn’t fair!
Thump. Thump. Thump.
Pillock could at least use a silencing charm.
Thump. Thump. Thump.
He could even hear her gasping through the thin wall.
Fine. If Charlie couldn’t manage a simple silencing charm, Percy would do it for him.
He unfolded his legs off the bed and stepped into the hall and turned right.
Charlie’s door wasn’t even properly shut. With every thump of the bed against the wall, the loose old door wavered slightly on its hinges, exposing an inch, two inches, an inch of Charlie’s bare backside.
His bare upright backside.
Percy forgot about the silencing charm as he stepped closer to the door, his changing perspective bringing more and more of his brother’s arse into view, then allowing him to see the girl’s arse as well.
Which meant he could see Charlie’s penis sliding in and out of…
Percy swallowed hard. Of the girl’s anus. He tried to ignore how hard his cock had gotten at the sight of his brother’s hard purple one, pumping in an out. He tried to ignore it, but that wasn’t working, so he pressed his hand to his crotch--outside his trousers because he was certainly not going to wank while watching his brother fuck. He put his eye right to the opening of the door, pointedly not thinking this was just as sick.
That wasn’t a girl. She. He. She. Er. The person Charlie was slamming into had her. his. whatever. her skirt rucked up over her back and was arching and flexing and fisting her. His. Whatever. …His own cock, squeezing and twisting and… Percy turned his head a bit for a wider view, pressing harder at his crotch and wondering how he was ever going to walk away from this door.
The bloke was biting one red-painted lip and gasping, the gasps Percy had heard from his own room. And Charlie! Charlie had his head thrown back, tendons in his neck straining and every muscle in his forearms straining as he gripped those hips so tight Percy was sure there would be unmistakable handprint bruises. The person seemed to like it, though, whimpering “harder.”
Charlie complied, even though Percy couldn’t see how it would be possible to fuck someone any harder than Charlie had already been.
And then, the, the boy bucked his hips and spurted come all over Charlie’s quilt, and Percy bit his own lip and unbuttoned his trousers.
And then Charlie grunted and must have come too, panting and bucking his hips erratically.
Percy squeezed his cock hard and closed his eyes and bit his tongue hard so he wouldn’t whimper because that was the most beautiful fucking thing he’d ever seen.
The old door creaked, and his eyes popped open. There was the girl, skirt back in place, looking at him.
Staring at him.
Hungrily.
Oh, god.
(tbc...)
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Date: 2004-08-23 10:59 am (UTC)Charlie smiled. “Didn’t know.” He rolled gracefully off the bed and dragged Percy’s trousers down, and then the boy was on his knees, red lips closing around Percy’s cock.
Percy heard himself making noises, strangled choking sounds he hadn’t known he was capable of producing as he was pulled toward the bed, as the boy followed, never letting his cock go, sucking and licking and slurping obscenely, and then somehow they were on the bed and the boy flipped his skirt up again and Charlie was helping him, directing him, and then he was sliding his cock into.
Oh god.
Into the boy’s loose hole, stretched and warm and slick with Charlie’s come.
That last thought was all he needed to push him over the edge, teeth gritted, trying and failing not to let his brother’s name come out of his mouth as he came. He collapsed to the bed, panting, and watched as the boy got up, fixed his skirt, and left.
Charlie cast a cleansing charm on both of them and walked the boy down the stairs to the Floo. When he returned, Percy had fled to his room, but Charlie knocked and came in. “Perce?”
“Wh-what?” He could feel his cheeks flaming, now that it was over and he had, he had. Done. That.
“Next time? Just come on in.”
“Next time?”
“Any time.”
Charlie turned to leave, and Percy tried to ignore his cock hardening again as he read about magical creatures.
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Date: 2004-08-23 11:05 am (UTC)*re-reads*
Re: One porn, coming up. Part two...
Date: 2004-08-23 11:12 am (UTC)I must look very strange with my jaw slack, a slight smile... that and the trail of drool... whoa.
Icarus
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Date: 2004-08-23 11:20 am (UTC)Re: One porn, coming up. Part two...
Date: 2004-08-23 11:27 am (UTC)Yeah.
I'd say so.
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Date: 2004-08-23 12:00 pm (UTC)*fangirls* O.O
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Date: 2004-08-23 12:03 pm (UTC)Re: One porn, coming up. Part two...
Date: 2004-08-23 12:40 pm (UTC)"Pr0n, the gift that keeps on giving."
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Date: 2004-08-23 12:15 pm (UTC)I finally was able to finish reading SNAFU and then read Stand In The Ruins. Am
impatiently waiting for more. :D If I knew of a more eloquent way of saying your characters are unbelievably spot-on, I'd be telling you that as well.I remember you saying how much research you put into SNAFU and when I finally read it.. I was completely amazed. I'm sure I've said it before, but I'll say it again. Thank you for doing that research. Most ficwriters wouldn't put that much time into researching an aspect of their fic, but you did & it made all the difference. This should be where I also mention that you've written the only Ron/Draco that I've ever read. Yay!
You are one of the few writers that I check up on every so often for new pieces and continuations of stories. I mean, it helps that I have your journal friended, but I usually forgo the rest of my f-list when I see a new/continued piece from you. I know I don't usually review/comment, but I do read it. I'm going to make more of an effort to comment, even if it's just to say I read & enjoyed it.
As I said, I fangirl you quite a bit and I don't usually fangirl writers. Well, not very many, really.
And, what's really awesome, is that not only are you this stellar writer, but you're amazing & completely intriguing as a person.
So, on that note, I give you many hugs and leave you to go have a shower as I'd like to get all this suntan lotion off and check to make sure my foot doesn't swell because of the wasp sting I acquired in my swimming pool. -_-
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Date: 2004-08-23 11:04 pm (UTC)SNAFU didn't get a lot of attention, because there was such a long gap between the Hey You and the follow-up, and it's quite different than a lot of what's out there. It's a relief to know it was appreciated.
Icarus
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Date: 2004-08-23 11:33 pm (UTC)SNAFU didn't get much attention?! What? I was waiting for that piece ever since I discovered Beg Me For It (and how I found it I've completely forgotten). Was it really that long in between parts? Maybe I'm a little more patient than I thought.
*snuggles* I've rec'd Beg Me For It to quite a few people.. Even non-slash/HP fans. And, they liked it, so that's got to say something, don't you think? ;)
Forgive any lack of sense on the fact that I've had little more than an hour of sleep in the past 30 hours or so. :D
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Date: 2004-08-24 06:14 am (UTC)Go here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/jaig/59116.html) to cheer up and/or be cheered up. Spread the word too. *gives little fuzzy feeling*