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[icarus]

Intelligent conversation at chez Icarus:

wildernessguru - There's something really crass about a woman farting. Especially an attractive women.
icarusancalion - There's something crass about you farting.
wildernessguru - No, no, it's normal for guys to fart loudly. Or old ladies or (gives example of tough-bitch ex-girlfriend). But an attractive refined woman...
icarusancalion - It's revenge. I will continue to fart until you learn a little respect, and not let'em rip in my presence. *demonstrates fart*
wildernessguru - It's crude.
icarusancalion - Yep.

We needed to be having this conversation at a wine tasting, just to make the moment complete.