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[icarus]

Intelligent conversation at chez Icarus:

wildernessguru - There's something really crass about a woman farting. Especially an attractive women.
icarusancalion - There's something crass about you farting.
wildernessguru - No, no, it's normal for guys to fart loudly. Or old ladies or (gives example of tough-bitch ex-girlfriend). But an attractive refined woman...
icarusancalion - It's revenge. I will continue to fart until you learn a little respect, and not let'em rip in my presence. *demonstrates fart*
wildernessguru - It's crude.
icarusancalion - Yep.

We needed to be having this conversation at a wine tasting, just to make the moment complete.

Comments

Ahahahahah!

[barbana.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[wanderingscribe.livejournal.com]

[claps] Brava. Fair is fair, after all.

[ellensmithee.livejournal.com]

Hehe. After 16 years, my husband still makes a comment whenever I do it, but if I complain, I'm not appreciating the manly ambience or something.

[emeraldjay.livejournal.com]

Oh too cute. I can so picture a conversation like that at a wine tasting. Or maybe in the middle of a snobby restaurant.

[dipping_sauce]

*farts in solidarity*

And not just at a wine tasting, but also with horribly fake snooty accents!

[dphearson.livejournal.com]

*laughs loudly*

Oh, my god.

*Hands you beer, nachos, and beans*

[presently.livejournal.com]

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[harveywallbang.livejournal.com]

that's utterly fantastic.... i love it..