Now *that's* a boyfriend!

[icarus]

wildernessguru came in hauling groceries, and happened to glance out the window.

He said, "Quick! C'mere!"

Pointed to a neighbor's house. The guy was naked in front of his computer, pecs defined in blue light.

"Now that's a nice body," wildernessguru comments.

Comments

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

Heh. Now thats view!

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Hooray for gay exhibitionist neighbors (and voyeur boyfriends).

*leers*

Icarus

[corvidae9.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah. *highfives*

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

*sigh* He's wandered away from the window, alas.

Icarus

[corvidae9.livejournal.com]

ah but the lovely visual is a gift that can keep on giving. :))

[maelwaedd.livejournal.com]

Hee! Your boyfriend's the reason I only wank with the curtains closed. :p

*glomps* That is very cool.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Here's a question... is it called wanking when women...?

Icarus

[maelwaedd.livejournal.com]

Sure it is.
Er...
I think so.
What else would it be called?

Okay, well, I realise it could be called masturbating. But despite the accuracy, I really think it's way too poncy and long a word for what you do. Or what I do, perhaps.

What do you call it?
If you say 'Jilling off', I will thwap you.

[venivincere]

Oh, BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

OK, thwap me now.

Icarus, please tell me you both turned out the light and just stared...

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Turn out the light? *blinks with a puzzled expression*

We were several floors up. We had the height advantage. :D :D He didn't even look up once. :p

I'm still waiting for a queer couple to make out in front of the window... oh please, oh please.

Icarus

[venivincere]

If it's dark and you turn out your light, it's easier to see in someone else's dimly-lighted window... :-D

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know. I was kidding. We brazenly watched him with the lights on.

Icarus

[venivincere]

It's times like those I bless the invention of binoculars.

[maelwaedd.livejournal.com]

*thwaps* meanie. :p

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

I've heard the term 'diddling,' but it's not very dignified.

Icarus

[maelwaedd.livejournal.com]

*just snorfles*

No. It really isn't.

There was a quote on one of the Australian nightly shows a few years ago. The show gets advertised every night, I daresay, but since it's nightly the ads wouldn't have been on for long. Either way, my sister and I heard it and laughed our arses off, and I still remember it ten years later.

I don't even know what happened, because I don't watch that kind of shit show, but in the ads it had one of the long-running characters. He looked somewhat vexed, and right in the middle of the ad said, "I've been diddled."

I don't think I could ever use (or even read, apparently) that word without snorfling.

*love*

[brightsun301.livejournal.com]

I'm so jealous! I want a boyfriend like that! Hell, I'd settle for those neighbors.. ;)