Now *that's* a boyfriend!

[icarus]

wildernessguru came in hauling groceries, and happened to glance out the window.

He said, "Quick! C'mere!"

Pointed to a neighbor's house. The guy was naked in front of his computer, pecs defined in blue light.

"Now that's a nice body," wildernessguru comments.

Comments

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

I've heard the term 'diddling,' but it's not very dignified.

Icarus

[maelwaedd.livejournal.com]

*just snorfles*

No. It really isn't.

There was a quote on one of the Australian nightly shows a few years ago. The show gets advertised every night, I daresay, but since it's nightly the ads wouldn't have been on for long. Either way, my sister and I heard it and laughed our arses off, and I still remember it ten years later.

I don't even know what happened, because I don't watch that kind of shit show, but in the ads it had one of the long-running characters. He looked somewhat vexed, and right in the middle of the ad said, "I've been diddled."

I don't think I could ever use (or even read, apparently) that word without snorfling.

*love*