Now *that's* a boyfriend!
Dec. 12th, 2004 08:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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wildernessguru came in hauling groceries, and happened to glance out the window. He said, "Quick! C'mere!"
Pointed to a neighbor's house. The guy was naked in front of his computer, pecs defined in blue light.
"Now that's a nice body,"
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Date: 2004-12-12 10:07 pm (UTC)Icarus
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Date: 2004-12-12 10:10 pm (UTC)Er...
I think so.
What else would it be called?
Okay, well, I realise it could be called masturbating. But despite the accuracy, I really think it's way too poncy and long a word for what you do. Or what I do, perhaps.
What do you call it?
If you say 'Jilling off', I will thwap you.
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Date: 2004-12-12 10:58 pm (UTC)OK, thwap me now.
Icarus, please tell me you both turned out the light and just stared...
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Date: 2004-12-12 11:24 pm (UTC)We were several floors up. We had the height advantage. :D :D He didn't even look up once. :p
I'm still waiting for a queer couple to make out in front of the window... oh please, oh please.
Icarus
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Date: 2004-12-13 05:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-13 08:41 am (UTC)Icarus
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Date: 2004-12-13 08:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-13 12:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-12 11:31 pm (UTC)Icarus
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Date: 2004-12-13 12:12 am (UTC)No. It really isn't.
There was a quote on one of the Australian nightly shows a few years ago. The show gets advertised every night, I daresay, but since it's nightly the ads wouldn't have been on for long. Either way, my sister and I heard it and laughed our arses off, and I still remember it ten years later.
I don't even know what happened, because I don't watch that kind of
shitshow, but in the ads it had one of the long-running characters. He looked somewhat vexed, and right in the middle of the ad said, "I've been diddled."I don't think I could ever use (or even read, apparently) that word without snorfling.
*love*