A Parade!

Jun. 7th, 2003 03:00 pm
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Tan-ta-rah!

[livejournal.com profile] rushlight75 has arrived!

*[livejournal.com profile] icarusancalion, [livejournal.com profile] switchknife and [livejournal.com profile] amanuensis hoist onto their shoulders while the tickertape falls. Teeming masses of Harry Potter fans throng, cheering, as a marching band attempts a stumbling cover of the Pistols 'God Save the Queen'... the parade approaches a traffic circle that's been cleared, and the mayor of the fanfic community (who else but [livejournal.com profile] mctabby?) is handed an envelope, an a rather absurdly large key... a script rolls on the teleprompter...*

The Crowd hushes. Sort of.

"We all know why we're here today." Mayor [livejournal.com profile] mctabby reads carefully in a clear voice. Actually, the press office didn't tell her anything, but she figures she'll know by the end of the speech.

"[livejournal.com profile] rushlight75 has made many fine contributions to the fanfic community...

...these includes such gems as 'Rite of Pass -" someone walks in front of the teleprompter and mayor [livejournal.com profile] mctabby attempts to peer around them. "- Passage' and 'Through a Shattered Mirror.' "

The crowd goes wild. Now this the mayor is used to. She holds up her hand.

"While I cannot guarantee [livejournal.com profile] rushlight75 will participate in our Blame Somebody Else challenges -"

The crowd giggles. They're eating out of her hand. The press office deserved a raise for this excellent election-year ploy.

"- I can say she is a welcome addition to any friends list, and...

"...a welcome addition to the Harry Potter Fanfiction Community!"

*wild cheering* After waiting a moment for the crowd to settle, mayor [livejournal.com profile] mctabby hoists the ridiculous key so everyone can see it.

"With no futher ado - " major [livejournal.com profile] mctabby scowled inwardly. How many times had she told the speechwriters to drop the old-fashioned words? She was courting the Young Vote for Merlin's sake! She already had the Dumbledore/Aberforth generation. " - I present [livejournal.com profile] rushlight75 the keys to the city! Welcome to Diagon Alley."

*wild applause!!!!!!!*

Date: 2003-06-08 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Doesn't peer up skirt? A likely story...

~Icarus

Re:

Date: 2003-06-08 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] switchknife.livejournal.com

*mumbles and looks away*

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