Rhhng-rrrrr-rhhhng--sputter.

[icarus]

Rhhng-rrrrr-rhhhng.... putt-ptttffff.

Sputter.

My fandom motor will not start at all.

Right now I feel like all my stories, past and present but especially the current ones are utter crap.

If you are willing to have a drabble of crap written for you, post your preferred pairing and rating (Harry Potter, Stargate SG-1, and Lord of the Rings why not?). If you'd like a particular theme, mention that as well.

Maybe if we puuuuuuuuuuuush this thing, I can pop the clutch and get it running again. What say you?

Comments

[literaryll.livejournal.com]

Harry/Luna or Draco/Goyle - whatever rating you wish :D

[mad_maudlin]

I've been jonesing for some Percy gen, or possible Percy/Penny, if you can bring yourself to write het. :-) Otherwise, I'm always up for some good Ron/Draco.

[tekalynn.livejournal.com]

If you're serious: LOTR, Legolas/Gimli or Gimli/Legolas, please.

[djin7.livejournal.com]

HP/SS gen fluff/romance. *g* hee. Need some cheering up.

Rev rev rev rumble

[whimseywisp.livejournal.com]

I miss your Harry/Snape. Something snarky with maybe a touch of fluff?

[dementordelta.livejournal.com]

How about Harry/Percy--maybe a wee bit of cross-dressing?

[fatale.livejournal.com]

Harry Potter: Remus/Draco, Pictures

[bsafemydeers.livejournal.com]

Percy/Luna, whatever rating works for you. :D!!

[gyutto.livejournal.com]

just to shake things up, how about Ron/Blaise and PG-13?

[skipmcgee.livejournal.com]

Ok, since no one's said it yet - Jack/Daniel, Whatever rating works. As for theme, how about :looks at your mood icon: fustration?

[swtalmnd]

How about Percy in a slash pairing with the longer hair, grown out in an attempt to be more like his cool big brother. Any rating, though you know I love the pr0n.

♥

[cordelia_v]

I think you're on some really bad drugs today, myself. You are simply incapable of writing crap, at this point in your career. "Crappy Icarus Story" is inherently oxymoronic, and you're being rather foolish not to realize that.

Yes, some of your stories are more impressive than others. But none are crappy, at least those that I've read.

Anyway, you need to be kicked into gear, I agree. So:

Snape/Torvald, please. Give me something from the period when those two were an item, dear. Show me why Snape found him attractive.

[sarcastic-irony.livejournal.com]

Could you do a Percy story? A Percy and....Snape story! Or Oliver. Or Draco. Or Harry. Or Bill. Or Charlie. In fact, just make it something with Percy and another boy in it. Any rating or theme.

[dingdongdevious.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, I've always wanted someone to write Harry/Draco/Ron. I know you don't usually write about Harry with Draco or Ron . . . but I thought I'd suggest it anyway. Any rating.

[eyrai.livejournal.com]

woah, wrong tread. sorry! doh!

[eyrai.livejournal.com]

okay, take two..

percy/draco or ron/draco perdy please.

i prefer your percy, i miss him dearly. :D

any rating is fine.

[wenelda.livejournal.com]

er, if you're still doing it...

percy/snape, R, and any theme is fine, since you know percy well enough to be able to figure out how in god's name he wound up with snape anyway ;)

[hobbit-feet.livejournal.com]

Um, Percy/Draco post-HBP if that's okay.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

That'll take a minute. I'm Frodo/Sam OTP. In fact so much so it didn't occur to me you'd imagine anyone else.

Icarus

[tekalynn.livejournal.com]

Oh, Frodo/Sam's just fine if you'd rather do that.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Oh good!

Icarus

[mad_maudlin]

Egads! Het! And it's just as glorious as slash! Thanks so much! ::huggles::

[dustandroses.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm late...you still doing this?

Just in case, I thought I'd mention that there is not near enough Jack/Daniel on this list, dammit. So, can I request some? NC17 would be wonderful...*beg* Don't have any real preference...but if you need a prompt, how about something to do with clothing? Maybe picking out clothing for someone else? Something like that... ...leather, anyone? *g*

[tekalynn.livejournal.com]

Awww! Lovely imagery and so sweet.

[tekalynn.livejournal.com]

This is so funny and so in character for all involved. Poor Percy! I really identify with him.