Rhhng-rrrrr-rhhhng--sputter.

[icarus]

Rhhng-rrrrr-rhhhng.... putt-ptttffff.

Sputter.

My fandom motor will not start at all.

Right now I feel like all my stories, past and present but especially the current ones are utter crap.

If you are willing to have a drabble of crap written for you, post your preferred pairing and rating (Harry Potter, Stargate SG-1, and Lord of the Rings why not?). If you'd like a particular theme, mention that as well.

Maybe if we puuuuuuuuuuuush this thing, I can pop the clutch and get it running again. What say you?

Comments

[literaryll.livejournal.com]

Harry/Luna or Draco/Goyle - whatever rating you wish :D

[mad_maudlin]

I've been jonesing for some Percy gen, or possible Percy/Penny, if you can bring yourself to write het. :-) Otherwise, I'm always up for some good Ron/Draco.

[tekalynn.livejournal.com]

If you're serious: LOTR, Legolas/Gimli or Gimli/Legolas, please.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

That'll take a minute. I'm Frodo/Sam OTP. In fact so much so it didn't occur to me you'd imagine anyone else.

Icarus

[djin7.livejournal.com]

HP/SS gen fluff/romance. *g* hee. Need some cheering up.

Rev rev rev rumble

[whimseywisp.livejournal.com]

I miss your Harry/Snape. Something snarky with maybe a touch of fluff?

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Just did a Harry/Snape, so let me get back to this one.

Icarus

[dementordelta.livejournal.com]

How about Harry/Percy--maybe a wee bit of cross-dressing?

[fatale.livejournal.com]

Harry Potter: Remus/Draco, Pictures

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. I'm no longer writing the drabbles. This attempt didn't work.

Icarus

[bsafemydeers.livejournal.com]

Percy/Luna, whatever rating works for you. :D!!

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I've stopped writing the drabbles. This just didn't work. I can't get the motor started.

Icarus

[gyutto.livejournal.com]

just to shake things up, how about Ron/Blaise and PG-13?

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

I'd love to, but these drabbles have proved to me that my writing is utter crap at the moment and there's no point in my continuing for now.

Icarus

[skipmcgee.livejournal.com]

Ok, since no one's said it yet - Jack/Daniel, Whatever rating works. As for theme, how about :looks at your mood icon: fustration?

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Hi, I'm sorry, but I'm no longer doing the drabbles. The attempt to restart my fandom motor didn't work.

Icarus

[swtalmnd]

How about Percy in a slash pairing with the longer hair, grown out in an attempt to be more like his cool big brother. Any rating, though you know I love the pr0n.

♥

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Hi, I apologise. This attempt to restart my fandom motor. I warned people they would be utter crap but I can't count on anyone to read the warning label. *wry look* I won't post any more crap.

Icarus

[cordelia_v]

I think you're on some really bad drugs today, myself. You are simply incapable of writing crap, at this point in your career. "Crappy Icarus Story" is inherently oxymoronic, and you're being rather foolish not to realize that.

Yes, some of your stories are more impressive than others. But none are crappy, at least those that I've read.

Anyway, you need to be kicked into gear, I agree. So:

Snape/Torvald, please. Give me something from the period when those two were an item, dear. Show me why Snape found him attractive.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

I think you're on some really bad drugs today, myself. You are simply incapable of writing crap, at this point in your career. "Crappy Icarus Story" is inherently oxymoronic, and you're being rather foolish not to realize that.

This is untrue. I just got a slew of blistering concrit for each one of these drabbles which confirms all of my feelings about my writing at the moment.

I'm sorry. I only got to my fifth drabble when this happened and I'm pretty well convinced that I can't afford to just post crap to get my motor started.

Icarus

[sarcastic-irony.livejournal.com]

Could you do a Percy story? A Percy and....Snape story! Or Oliver. Or Draco. Or Harry. Or Bill. Or Charlie. In fact, just make it something with Percy and another boy in it. Any rating or theme.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I'm not doing the drabbles any more. These just confirmed my feeling that my writing was utter shite.

Icarus

[dingdongdevious.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, I've always wanted someone to write Harry/Draco/Ron. I know you don't usually write about Harry with Draco or Ron . . . but I thought I'd suggest it anyway. Any rating.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I'm not doing the drabbles any more. The experiment didn't work. In fact it did quite the opposite.

Icarus

[eyrai.livejournal.com]

okay, take two..

percy/draco or ron/draco perdy please.

i prefer your percy, i miss him dearly. :D

any rating is fine.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Hi, I'm sorry, I'm not doing the drabbles any more. The experiment didn't work. It didn't revive my writing at all.

Icarus

[wenelda.livejournal.com]

er, if you're still doing it...

percy/snape, R, and any theme is fine, since you know percy well enough to be able to figure out how in god's name he wound up with snape anyway ;)

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Hi, I'm sorry, I'm not doing the drabbles any more. The experiment unfortunately didn't work. The drabbles were utter crap.

Icarus

[hobbit-feet.livejournal.com]

Um, Percy/Draco post-HBP if that's okay.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Hi, I apologize. I'm not doing this any more. The drabbles sucked and it didn't work to bring my writing back to life. In fact, it made it worse. It just confirmed exactly what I felt about my writing.

Icarus

[dustandroses.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm late...you still doing this?

Just in case, I thought I'd mention that there is not near enough Jack/Daniel on this list, dammit. So, can I request some? NC17 would be wonderful...*beg* Don't have any real preference...but if you need a prompt, how about something to do with clothing? Maybe picking out clothing for someone else? Something like that... ...leather, anyone? *g*

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I'm not doing these any more. The experiment to kick my writing into gear didn't work.

Icarus

[aizjanika.livejournal.com]

Jack/Daniel, pretty please? :-)

Any rating is fine with me.

I love angst.

Any theme is fine, but if you want a prompt, maybe something to do with mountains and/or hair.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I'm doing these any more. The attempt to restart my fandom motor didn't work.

Icarus

[hilarita.livejournal.com]

I'm with you. My fandom motor is stalled, NaNoWriMo is a total write-off. I have several late fics (which are mostly finished) and two fic exchanges due before the end of the month. All I want to do is sleep.

So good luck to you ;)

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

It was a disaster. As a result of these drabbles I actually feel worse than I ever have about my writing. This morning I received a boatload of concrit on every single one of these drabbles, confirming everything I felt about them and my writing as a whole.

I strongly recommend not doing an experiment like this. The fact of the matter is, once you have a name you no longer have the freedom to go through a bad period and really suck.

I want to write, but it's just not coming. I can't seem to care about fandom. I'm bored with HP. I feel Jack/Daniel's tapped out or I'm tapped out on Jack/Daniel. Lord of the Rings... meh. *sigh*

Icarus

[theemdash]

If you're still taking requests . . . Jack/Daniel, anything to make me love them again. I've been stuck on Marauders recently and would love to return to my favorite SG-1 couple.