Oh hot damn this is funny.

[icarus]

katuah, hats off to you. Everyone go read and roar with laughter.

New element discovered – Gv

The recent hurricanes and gasoline issues are proof of the existence of a new chemical element. A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element has been named *Governmentium*.

Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

Comments

[raveninthewind.livejournal.com]

What a hoot. :)

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Apparently she didn't write, but it's circulating in the email world.

Cool. That means I can circulate it too.

Icarus