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Another John/Rodney moment... although really, right now I feel like writing porn. Something truly steamy.

But this is what I've got.

ETA: Here's a copy of one of those Doo-Wop songs. Don't say I didn't warn you. ;)

http://s7.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0IT1EH9M6B1OB2IEYPHBZKZWQ3


Doo-Wop
by Icarus


"What's this?" Rodney peered over the collection of junk spread all over John's messier-than-usual desk. Tightly rolled socks, a box of uniforms, a collection of electronics and weapons took up every available chair to Rodney's annoyance. He had a valuable mission report to hand in and suspected it would become lost in this... this disaster area. His report wasn't technically late if Sheppard was still in his office at ten o'clock at night.

John sighed heavily, running a hand through rumpled hair. "Colonel Sumner's gear. It's been sitting in his room for the last month. They just brought it up today."

"Oh."

Rodney made a brave attempt to look regretful or sad or whatever it was people were supposed to feel at these times, despite the fact that Sumner had been inconveniently slow to respond to every vital life-saving attempt to shut power off in Atlantis their first day. Rodney had more than a sneaking suspicion that that they'd just seen natural selection at work.

Sheppard picked up a holster and turned it in his hands unseeingly. "I'm supposed to… I'm supposed to send it back to his family. Write a letter." He set it down and made a vague gesture at the rest of the room. "Of course I can't send it anywhere."

Rodney pursed his lips. "Well… it's the thought that counts." That was what people said, wasn't it? Sheppard snorted, and he poured himself something Rodney suspected wasn't water, in which case he should be sharing.

Rodney peered over the collection as if it were potentially useful artifacts. He frowned. Speaking of artifacts….

"Is that really an old Walkman?" He pointed. Sheppard just shrugged. "Colonel Sumner listened to music?" Rodney couldn't quite contain his disbelief.

Sheppard tipped his head noncommittally. "Couldn't vouch for it. Never saw it myself."

There was already a tape inside. Rodney picked it up without hesitation and pulled on the headphones.

"I don't think you…" Sheppard began.

"Doo-Wop?" Rodney said, listening incredulously.

"Gimme that." Sheppard snatched away the headphones and then listened with a strange expression.

Rodney took it back and gratefully found that at least Sumner had the expensive kind with the built-in speakers. The old 50s music echoed off the high walls and vaulted ceilings of Atlantis, outrageously cheerful. Perky even.

A wondering smile spread across Sheppard's face. Rodney choked on a helpless laugh.

"So much about Sumner just fell into place…" he said, dazed, shaking his head. "I find it ironic that the first trace of a personality is unearthed after he's dead."

Sheppard spluttered.

Rodney's face went blank. "I wasn't supposed to say that, was I?"

Sheppard dipped his head in an attempt to hide a slow sheepish smile. Finally, he gave up and said, "It's true."

Rodney nodded, grateful. "It is."

They listened quietly, until the tinny sound irritated Rodney. He clicked it off.

"Hey!" John complained. "That's great stuff!"

"It's terrible!" Rodney said. "This is stone age! He was probably controlled by a lizard brain at the base of his spine." He ignored Sheppard's annoyance as he wrestled with the wires and Sheppard's laptop, and then – ah.

Much better.

The room filled with the strains of "Bells gonna ring, gonna ring-ring…" loud and clear through the speakers on John's computer.

"There's only so much technological horror I can stand." Rodney breathed a sigh of relief and sat down on a box of uniforms.

"It kinda sounded like a 78."

"I'm not into gramophones."

Sheppard grinned, head bobbing to the music, shoulders swaying awkwardly, unselfconscious if dreamy. He gave a half-mocking smile and sang, "The birds are sing-ing-! For me and my gal!" painfully off-key.

Rodney winced. He had to be a true karoke horror.

The only hope for it was to drown him out. It wasn't hard to pick up the simple ditty. Besides, Rodney couldn't resist that much fun. Sheppard had the sense to slip into the bass line as Rodney's clear well-trained tenor took up the melody.

They were well into the next song when Rodney heard a soft, "Gentleman-?"

Elizabeth's amused voice brought them up short. She stood at the door and glanced between them with a trace of a smile. "I didn't know you could sing, Rodney."

"Yes, well, I'm very talented," Rodney said cheerfully as he turned the music down.

Sheppard held up his glass and explained, "Colonel's Sumner's gear." He sprawled in his chair, legs straddled.

"Ah."

"We're having an impromptu wake… of sorts, I guess. If you care to join us." He gestured to one of the many very full chairs.

"I'm afraid I can't sing," she apologized as she stepped in, looking around wonderingly at the mess.

"That would make two of you," Rodney said. "And if this is a wake, shouldn't you be sharing that?" He indicated Sheppard's glass.

John finally woke up to the fact he was the host and dug out a couple of coffee cups that in all likelihood weren't clean, but Rodney wasn't complaining. He coughed at the first sip, pounding his chest. "Wow."

"We should invite the rest of the team," Elizabeth suggested.

"That's a good idea," John said.

None of them moved as they sipped quietly. Finally a little frown creased her forehead. "Is that Doo-Wop?"

John clicked her glass, then Rodney's. "Looks like."

Date: 2006-02-22 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-sally.livejournal.com
This is wonderful. I really pitied they killed Sumner (Because I love Robert Patrick and he would have been awesome on the show) but if they hadn't it would have been a different show so, anyway.
Lovely fic. Your Rodney-voice was, completely crass, and yet I can see him like this.
Honestly wonderful.

Date: 2006-02-22 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
If Robert Patrick had stayed on the show we would have had so much Sheppard/Sumner tension. It would have spawned BD fics all over the net.

Your Rodney-voice was, completely crass, and yet I can see him like this.

It might be a little late for Rodney to sound so much like he did in SG-1's "48 Hours."

Icarus

Date: 2006-02-22 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-sally.livejournal.com
That's it exactly, he sounded totally like he did in '48 hours'. But no, it wasn't late, it was just a perfect Rodney, far more canonical than the usual "I love you, John, marry me?" Rodney I'm used to reading.
It's more like sometimes I get surprised I have such a crush on such a politically incorrect character. Worse still is that he (normally) doesn't mean bad. He's just that honest, and that critical.

Date: 2006-02-25 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Worse still is that he (normally) doesn't mean bad. He's just that honest, and that critical.

I agree. The only thing that saves him is when it becomes clear that he's his own worst critic.

Icarus

Date: 2006-02-22 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwendolen.livejournal.com
Hehe, that was good.

It's really a pity that they killed off Sumner. So much nice tension between him and Sheppard.

Date: 2006-02-22 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
I should probably upload that Doo-Wop song, shouldn't I?

Icarus

Date: 2006-02-22 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwendolen.livejournal.com
Probably, since it meant nothing to me.

My knowledge about US music of the 50s is relatively small.

Date: 2006-02-22 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Oh, this is a song no one would know. Doo-Wop is obscure with tons of little one-hit groups. All you have to do is think "boys singing bouncy four part harmony." Really, the stuff is bad, so clean it squeaks, and yet so peppy you can't help but crack up.

It's so perfect for clean-cut Sumner.

Icarus

Date: 2006-02-22 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwendolen.livejournal.com
Hehe, okay, now I can see it clearly in front of me, though I substituted the German equivalent.

Hmm, was Sumner really that clean-cut? Maybe he hid his darker side somewhere? Maybe John will unearth red lacy underwear once he goes through Sumner's things? ;-D

Date: 2006-02-22 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
*splutters* I can just see some AU where Sumner returns... "I thought you were dead!" "You weren't very thorough about it." ...and has to fetch his panties from Sheppard with a hard-eyed stare.

And John hands them over without a word. Sumner comes down on him like a ton of rocks for the next six weeks, just to make the point.

Then John says quietly, "I still have the blue ones."

"I don't have--" Then Sumner pauses to scowl at him. "What are you playing at Lt. Colonel?" He says the later with an emphasis, implying that John would definitely not have been promoted under him.

John hands him a small puffy envelope. "You do now. Sir." He snaps off a perfect salute.

"Dismissed," Sumner says, discomfited and wary. In private, with narrowed eyes, he opens the package -- fully prepared for a nasty prank. Instead he finds they are indeed dark blue, satin panties. In his size.

He refuses to wear them as a matter of principle, but he does ease off Sheppard a bit.

Icarus

Date: 2006-02-22 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwendolen.livejournal.com
Oh god, I think you just killed me LOL

You really have to write this. That's too good not to share. *g*

And that song, yes, it's something to bop/swing along. Fits, in a weird way.

Date: 2006-02-23 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
I think deep down Sumner is a rather romantic idealist who believes in knights in shining armor and the good guy getting the girl. ;)

Icarus

Date: 2006-02-22 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
I'm uploading it now to YouSendIt. Heh.

Icarus

Date: 2006-02-22 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Okay, here's one of the silly Sumner songs. No, do not expect much. :D

http://s7.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0IT1EH9M6B1OB2IEYPHBZKZWQ3

Icarus

Date: 2006-02-22 09:26 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] amalthia
I liked this vid, and I totally agree, if Sumner hadn't died there probably would have been all sorts of BD and angst fics with these two guys. They had tension from the get go. :)

Date: 2006-02-23 12:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Vid? ;)

Thanks, and yeah, Sumner would have been the bad ass tough guy 'Daddy' for Sheppard.

Icarus

Date: 2006-02-23 12:54 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] amalthia
i mean fic....this is what happens when you jump back and forth from leaving feedback for vids and fics. :)

Date: 2006-02-23 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tardis80.livejournal.com
hee. i liked it. and i admit that when i'm in a certain mood i do like to listen to doo wop. *thinks about rodney and john singing in harmony* *is happy*

Date: 2006-02-23 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
That's the perfect icon. Now I have a ficlet in my head with John over and Rodney's, and Rodney's cat parks himself in John's lap as happy as can be after Rodney's warned John repeatedly how unfriendly his kitty can be.



"Aliens, and now cats too! What is it about you?" Rodney complained as John scratched kitty between the ears. The tabby's eyes shut in bliss.

"I guess I'm just a likeable kind of guy."

Rodney snorted and folded his arms. "It must be something connected to smell...."

Icarus

Date: 2006-02-23 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brightsun301.livejournal.com
I like the song, but it deffinately does not mix well with the Crossfade/Creed/Everclear/Others playlist I was just listening to. *is lightly confused now... *

hehe Nice little story too. ^_^

Date: 2006-02-23 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Everclear then... Doo-Wop? *snerk* Yeah, that's quite a combo. Glad you liked the ficlet. I'm dusting right now, and finding little domestic John/Rodney tidbits here and there.

Icarus

Date: 2006-02-23 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarren.livejournal.com
This is SO cool. I really loved the line about natural selection at work *g*

Date: 2006-02-25 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
I love Rodney at his most blatantly obnoxious. *g*

Icarus

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