Another drabble Ron - slash - teaspoon?

[icarus]

So mctabby has a Ron/Teaspoon icon, which I just couldn't properly visualize. Now I have. *nods*


Ron/Teaspoon
by Icarus



It was among the stranger things they had done. But, well, it was the end of summer and they were bored, cooped up in Ron's room as rain pelted the windows. The Ghoul in the attic smashed what sounded like a whole set of dishes above them.

Ron turned his back to Harry, then spun around. "Look! No hands." The spoon dangled off the end of his nose, as if stuck there.

Harry laughed. "How did you do that?"

"Wait, I've got another trick -" Harry blinked as Ron pulled open his trousers and stroked his cock till it was very hard. Harry really hoped Ron's mum didn't show up just now, because this would be difficult to explain, now wouldn't it? "Okay."

Ron pulled the spoon off his nose, licked it, and then stuck it to the end of his cock. It dangled there a moment as Ron waved his cock - carefully. "See?"

Then he waved it a little too much, and the spoon clattered to the floor. Ron scrambled after it, pants still open.

"So. This is what you do in your spare time?"

"Yeah," Ron beamed. "Pretty much. You wanna try?"

"No!"

"C'mon, it's fun."

Harry gave Ron a level stare. "The stroking part, or the licking part?"

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[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

*grins* mctabby had this icon that I couldn't, for the life of me, figure out. She told me to write it once I did.

This is all mctabby's fault.

Heh, speaking of blames, my first 'blame someone else fic' Harry/Cho, turned out to be pretty close to what happened in OotP. *whistles*

~Icarus