Another drabble Ron - slash - teaspoon?

[icarus]

So mctabby has a Ron/Teaspoon icon, which I just couldn't properly visualize. Now I have. *nods*


Ron/Teaspoon
by Icarus



It was among the stranger things they had done. But, well, it was the end of summer and they were bored, cooped up in Ron's room as rain pelted the windows. The Ghoul in the attic smashed what sounded like a whole set of dishes above them.

Ron turned his back to Harry, then spun around. "Look! No hands." The spoon dangled off the end of his nose, as if stuck there.

Harry laughed. "How did you do that?"

"Wait, I've got another trick -" Harry blinked as Ron pulled open his trousers and stroked his cock till it was very hard. Harry really hoped Ron's mum didn't show up just now, because this would be difficult to explain, now wouldn't it? "Okay."

Ron pulled the spoon off his nose, licked it, and then stuck it to the end of his cock. It dangled there a moment as Ron waved his cock - carefully. "See?"

Then he waved it a little too much, and the spoon clattered to the floor. Ron scrambled after it, pants still open.

"So. This is what you do in your spare time?"

"Yeah," Ron beamed. "Pretty much. You wanna try?"

"No!"

"C'mon, it's fun."

Harry gave Ron a level stare. "The stroking part, or the licking part?"

Comments

Hmph!

[(Anonymous)]

My keyboard is cranky enough, without liberal doses of tea, thank you!

But ... Ron and the teaspoon! It had to happen, and I'm glad it was you it happened to. The teaspoon remark is one of my favourites from the book. And for once Harry was not stuck for an appropriate answer.

*looks very happy*

Mad Martha

Re: Hmph!

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

All right. Now I'm embarrassed. I don't remember the Ron/Teaspoon comment. *flips hastily through OotP*

~Icarus

Re: Hmph!

[(Anonymous)]

It's after Cho snogs Harry under the mistletoe. Hermione explains Cho's disturbingly over-active emotions to which Ron says "One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode," and Hermione replies "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." (Page 406 in the UK edition)

No, I'm not sadly obsessive. Nor am I remotely biased against Cho Chang. Not at all.

Not at all, dammit!

Mad Martha, off to post a nice soothing cookie.

Re: Hmph!

[predatrix.livejournal.com]

And there I was thinking I was the only one to write a 'teaspoon' story. Teaspoon, in which Peeves has great fun with Snape's lack of a sex-life, is up at the Severus Snape Fuh-q Fest Archive (http://www.sockiipress.org/~luthien/snapeff/archive.html)
In fact the first thing I decided on finishing reading the book was to do a story with Ron and a teaspoon...

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<gigglegigglegiggle>
And there I was thinking <i>I</i> was the only one to write a 'teaspoon' story. <i>Teaspoon</i>, in which Peeves has great fun with Snape's lack of a sex-life, is up at <a href="http://www.sockiipress.org/~luthien/snapeff/archive.html">the Severus Snape Fuh-q Fest Archive</a>
In fact the first thing I decided on finishing reading the book was to do a story with Ron and a teaspoon...<p>
<mutter, mutter, snarl>Of course, it was such a good idea that icarus must have beat me to it...
<p>Hmph! indeed.

Re: Hmph!

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Oh, I can't wait to read this! I've always loved your 'Both Sides Now' and have been recently plundering your website.

I blame McTabby's Ron/Teaspoon icon for this. I just stared at it and blinked: Hwa? -- until I figured out what it could mean. ;)

Do write your Ron/Teaspoon story. We could start a new OTP trend, just you and me, together -- I can see it now, a Yahoo group, Ron/Teaspoon websites, fanon vs. canon discussions, your name in lights!

Come to the dark side...

Icarus