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[icarus]

I hate literary criticism so much. I can't take myself this seriously!

I've started deliberately quoting Robin Williams in a Shakespeare essay, and if I had a copy of the National Enquirer I would use it as a source!

The Onion! I could quote The Onion!

*quietly dies*

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[h-oserheidi.livejournal.com]

ps, this is my favorite line from my essay, do you think i should keep it? hahaha. "the scent of homophobia was sniffed out by Radford like a drug dog sniffing out crack, once he scented a potential homoerotic love story, it was all he could do to have a butt sex scene behind a scrim to tell you that Antonio and Bassanio were gay lovers. "

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Hey, I quoted the Onion as if it were a serious source. Go for it. Though to keep it properly Shakespearian you would probably adopt a high tone ('anal sex' as opposed to 'butt sex') -- ha.

Icarus

[chinesefirebal.livejournal.com]

I managed to quote Monty Python and the meaning of life in a religion essay. The essay was meant to be on Marriage and Divorce in Christianity and Judaism - I got distraced when yabbering about marriage in Catholicism - wondered into the whole "no sex before marriage" and then decided to back up my yabberings with "every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good" - the teacher who marked it circled it and said "not a scared text"

Suprisingly I did better on that essay, then i did on another (the two were almost identical) in which i made a decent attempt