Search strings.

[icarus]

At times I check the search strings people tapped in to find my site. Such as today, (as I struggle with the next part of Out Of Bounds):

"getting vomit smell out of my couch"

Now there's someone who was disappointed with my site. I know which story this got them, too.

"girls fondling guys cock"

Alas, probably not looking for slash, no.

"glasses boots daniel jackson my office"

Ladies and gentlemen, a satisfied customer. *Icarus makes sweeping gesture*

Now, if Out Of Bounds would please to be cooperating, thank you.

Comments

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

At times I check the search strings people tapped in to find my site.
How do you do that?

And hey, that vomit person could have been looking for you. Sometimes if I'm looking for a fic I've read I can only remember one image from it, so I google that. And your story had a...couch. And some vomit.

Search strings are funny.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's on my stats page for my website. It also tells me where people came from to get to my site (that's how I find out if I've been recc'd), and what countries they're from, all kinds of cool stuff.

I fear that the couch was more vomit-colored than vomit-smell free. *laughs*

Icarus

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

"getting vomit smell out of my couch"

*sporfle* Now. How do I get tea out of my keyboard?

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Now. How do I get tea out of my keyboard?

Google it. Let's see which story that gets. *snorts inelegantly*

Icarus

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

Aww, so far no stories for the search words "get tea out keyboard". However, there's a link that says: ISP finds pubic hair in keyboard. That's...something. I guess.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

ISP finds pubic hair in keyboard.

Oh my goodness. That reminds of the time a friend of mine was packing suit cases for a luggage manufacturer. The company was cheap and didn't pay for packing peanuts, just providing them with old newspapers.

My friend wrapped everything -- wrapped selectively -- with the escort ads.

Icarus