WG and Icarus' Auto Protection Solutions

[icarus]

After the break-in, which was most likely a failed attempted theft:

Auto-protection solutions!

icarusancalion: We could run 9,000 amps through the body of the car.

wildernessguru: I'm thinking we should take off the distributor cap.

icarusancalion: A live cougar in the back seat?

wildernessguru: And a silent alarm. That way I can break their legs while they're under the car trying to get it to work.

icarusancalion: My dad had a kill switch.

wildernessguru: In South Africa they had so many car jackings, the government approved two propane tanks under the hood. You just hit a switch and it shot flames out the side. I want one of those.

icarusancalion: By the time we're done, this is gonna look like Mad Maxx.

Comments

[dustandroses.livejournal.com]

All I can think of is from any number of Monty Python sketches: The thief tries to open the door of your car, and a huge 1 ton weight drops out of the sky and lands on top of him. Or, maybe like the Roadrunner...Wile E. Coyote walks up to the door and a semi comes flying by and he ends up as the semi's hood ornament.

Not much real help, huh? You can see where I spent my childhood...beep beep!

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm hoping that our experiments are slightly more successful than Wile E. Coyote's, but the thought has crossed my mind, I tell you.

Icarus