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After the break-in, which was most likely a failed attempted theft:

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[livejournal.com profile] icarusancalion: We could run 9,000 amps through the body of the car.

[livejournal.com profile] wildernessguru: I'm thinking we should take off the distributor cap.

[livejournal.com profile] icarusancalion: A live cougar in the back seat?

[livejournal.com profile] wildernessguru: And a silent alarm. That way I can break their legs while they're under the car trying to get it to work.

[livejournal.com profile] icarusancalion: My dad had a kill switch.

[livejournal.com profile] wildernessguru: In South Africa they had so many car jackings, the government approved two propane tanks under the hood. You just hit a switch and it shot flames out the side. I want one of those.

[livejournal.com profile] icarusancalion: By the time we're done, this is gonna look like Mad Maxx.

Date: 2005-07-05 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
WG's has quite seriously mentioned bear spray under the door handle.

Ha. Maybe we should paint a white skunk stripe down it as a warning.

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