science_beta and military_beta

[icarus]

Oh, look at the cool stuff I found last night. This is what John and Rodney would be doing if they were in fandom.

science_beta

and

military_beta

Answering your fanfiction needs.

Of course, if John were answering questions on military_beta, I'm not exactly sure I'd trust the answers. "Oh, yeah, sure we have gay sex rituals all the time. And then we sacrifice a Lieutenant at dawn. But only if we didn't like him." (If you're lucky you'll get Caldwell.)

But Rodney could be counted on to give you good answers, even if he mocks you behind your back. "Can you believe these people? A pulsar and a black hole are not the same thing. They're worse than the writers of the show!"

"Cut 'em some slack, Rodney. At least they're asking," John drawls, sprawled behind his computer.

"Oh right, weren't you the one who just told them your new leather jacket is standard issue for Lt. Colonels?"

"It should be."

Comments

[slashophile.livejournal.com]

:dies: You are an honest to God writer. Can't help even the smallest bit of "fic".

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Oh, it makes announcements more fun.

We always wonder what they do on their time off.

Icarus

[shezan.livejournal.com]

But Rodney could be counted on to give you good answers, even if he mocks you behind your back. "Can you believe these people? A pulsar and a black hole are not the same thing. They're worse than the writers of the show!"

"Cut 'em some slack, Rodney. At least they're asking," John drawls, sprawled behind his computer.

"Oh right, weren't you the one who just told them your new leather jacket is standard issue for Lt. Colonels?"

"It should be."

GENIUS! More, please!

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Wow, the Cassandra Claire haters attacked you like a nest of bees. No. Hornets. How are you hanging in there?

Rodney says, in a sarcastic voice, "No, I don't know what to do about a bee sting. And I can't believe they included 'medicine' with science_beta."

"Come on, Rodney," John pokes him. "You're pretty allergic. I'm sure you can give them some idea. I say ice it."

"Oh, good. Just give them random answers why don't you?"

"That's what I'm doing here." John grinned.

Rodney huffs a long-suffering sigh. "Carson's on in an hour. And they really should have a separate medicine_beta."

"I hear they've added psychologists to science_beta, too."

"There goes the neighborhood." Rodney rolls his eyes.

Icarus

There, indeed, goes the neighbourhood.

[shezan.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe.

And as to the self-righteous little berks who seem to think they have last call on who should be tarred and feathered... golly, what a bunch of losers. I have locked the post because one of the trollettes announced that I had been linked at one of those wank places, but I haven't said my last word on this. Gawd I loathe sanctimonious prigs. Did you read the priceless comment by fearsclave on the goat of the Royal Welsh Fusiliers?

Re: There, indeed, goes the neighbourhood.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

I think I missed that one. I recall the threat-comment that someone told you they hoped you'd enjoy the wanking you'd get. Was that it?

Icarus

Re: There, indeed, goes the neighbourhood.

[shezan.livejournal.com]

Here (http://shezan.livejournal.com/113923.html?thread=965123).

Re: There, indeed, goes the neighbourhood.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Okay, that wasn't as weird as I expected. Though that journal is, like, all hunting all the time.

Icarus

Re: There, indeed, goes the neighbourhood.

[shezan.livejournal.com]

Indeedy, not so much what he posted on the goat, but the goat! the goat!

[stellahobbit.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, Rodney, I had to include health science in science_beta because..well, people have these questions, and I couldn't just tell them to sacrifice a few chickens and study their entrails.

Now the psychology thing - yes, I was expecting that :-) In my defence there's a lot of statistics in psych even though the numbers usually don't prove anything conclusive and it's usually under the Facility of Sciences umbrella (at least in Australia).

And before you start bitching about Australia, Rodney, remember it's just like Canada, only with less Americans.

::contemplates answering all questions in science_beta Rodney-style::

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

"What are you going to include next? Linguists?" Rodney said sarcastically.

"Did you hear that, Rodney? The numbers don't have to prove anything conclusive," John nudged him with a grin as Rodney rolled his eyes.

"That explains so much about my science team."

::contemplates answering all questions in science_beta Rodney-style::

Do it! At least once.

Icarus

[stellahobbit.livejournal.com]

For bonus points I'll even answer a question completely out of my field and mention interial dampeners :D

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Rodney clearly does a lot of reading, that's all I can say (he's probably the tyoe who reads one article but can make it sound like he's an expert).

Icarus

[dkwilliams.livejournal.com]

"I hear they've added psychologists to science_beta, too."

"There goes the neighborhood." Rodney rolls his eyes.

LOL! I'm rolling around on my office floor about that one.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

*snickers* How about we answer all these questions in character, huh? Huh?

Icarus

[monanotlisa.livejournal.com]

"Oh right, weren't you the one who just told them your new leather jacket is standard issue for Lt. Colonels?"

"It should be."

So true.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

You know Rodney wants one.

Icarus

[rike-tikki-tavi.livejournal.com]

Hehe. Though I don't think Rodney would wait with the mocking till our backs are turned.

Oh and Hi! friended you back.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

*does a Rodney-snap into palm.* Good point.

And hi! *g*


Icarus

[princessofg.livejournal.com]

ahahahahaha.

*falls over*

*bookmarks*

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Hee. You should see the impressive array of scientists.

Icarus

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

*cracks up* That's exactly how they'd sound. Yes.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

*grins at you* I wonder if John'll get fired for the answers he's giving....

Icarus