Striptease

[icarus]

Ah, my neighbor is stripping in his well-lit livingroom again. Right in front of the window.

Tall, with long, lean lines. Narrow hips. Fairly smooth chest.

*plays striptease theme*

Life is good. *clicks off the light to watch avidly*

Comments

[dphearson.livejournal.com]

Nice.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

*grins*

[rike-tikki-tavi.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, it's the simple pleasures in life.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Always good to stop and enjoy the scenery.

[enname.livejournal.com]

Makes me wish my neighbour wasn't a fifty year old woman with five small yapping dogs. Really wish. :)

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

I think it would be crossing the line if I took photos. But I can paint a visual picture.

Alas, he's straight, so no chance of a gay make-out session in his livingroom.

Icarus

[enname.livejournal.com]

*dramatic sigh*

Oh well, can't have everything I suppose. Still an improvement over my neighbour.

[monanotlisa.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow.

I want a neighbour like that, too. *pout*

[jaig.livejournal.com]

Oh lord.

You don't know how much this made my night while completely pissing me off that I don't have decent neighbors. :D/:(

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

He tends to sit shirtless in his livingroom, so even without the full strip it's a great neighborhood.

Alas, the time I caught him making out, it turned out he was straight (though his girlfriend was one of those "pounce-aggressive" types).

Icarus

[jaig.livejournal.com]

Please. Stop.

*sobs*

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

One day, you will have your own apartment, with your own neighbors to spy on. I promise.

Icarus

[jaig.livejournal.com]

Those don't happen in Manila. We've got these islands of apartments and then a sea of houses, and then another apartment building. There is no such thing as zoning in this city.

*squints in some confusion*

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

We're both in the same apartment building. It's L-shaped. My place is on one side of the L, and his is on the other.

Re: *squints in some confusion*

[jaig.livejournal.com]

Aaah. I thought it would be some chick-flick "omg the guy across the road on the same exact floor!" sort of scenario.

Re: *squints in some confusion*

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

You're more likely to be on the same level with an apartment in the same building.

See? It's possible that you too have a nudie neighbor in your future. ;)

Icarus

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Almost makes me want to live in an apartment. Almost. Sounds like a very nice view you've got there. :)

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Even nicer that WG enjoys it with me. ;)

[mark356.livejournal.com]

I would actually be kind of disturbed by that-- if I ever wanted to talk to that neighbor, I wouldn't be able to think about anything else!

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

It was only really awkward after the time he and his girlfriend made-out on the couch. Sadly, most of what I was saw was her.

It's a sacrifice but I think I can deal with the fall-out of leering just a shade too much. :D

Icarus

[stentoriansista.livejournal.com]

So, I had this slightly topless escapade in the yard/on the side porch with my girl last night, and now your post has made me all paranoid that the neighbors were spying. ::hopes they enjoyed the show:::

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

How does one do "slightly topless"?

Fair is fair. There have been times that I've stripped in front of the computer or sat down to check my email in a towel and found him at the window, pretending not to watch. Ooops.

Icarus

[stentoriansista.livejournal.com]

Erm, well, it progressed from slightly topless to actually topless, at which point we thought it prudent to go inside. Let me tell you, trying to sneak upstairs without one of your 5 roommates catching you clutching your shirt to your chest is good times.

And hey, so long as you have a reciprocally voyeuristic relationship with your neighbor, I see nothing wrong. Rock on, you crazy peepers.

[leftsockarchive.livejournal.com]

I have to tell you that I enjoy your posts SO much. :)

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Ha. Glad to hear it.

Icarus

[byandby.livejournal.com]

Hell, yeah.

I live in an apartment, but I don't get those views.

*is jealous*

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Capitol Hill is a pretty young neighborhood. Though I'm glad we're rid of the loud music downstairs.

Icarus

[harveywallbang.livejournal.com]

*sigh* alas, i do not have across the way neighbors with open windows who strip...
course, i could always put on one... but nah...

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Well then, I'll be sure to share whenever my charming neighbor puts on a show.

Icarus