Yogurt of unusual size.
Oct. 30th, 2006 07:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
icarusThrowing giant containers of yogurt. No, not two or even three pounds -- containers the size of huge garbage cans that I could barely get my arms around.
Three assailants were squished, though I was so involved in the fight I practically forgot the woman I was protecting (it was my fault she'd run into that kitchen anyway, and those were very, very bad men).
As I walked out I felt slightly guilty and wondered if I crushed their spines. They were big yogurt containers. The owner of the theatre kitchen called 911 and assured me I'd done the right thing, nodding grimly. But I knew that once the fight began I was out for blood. I was relieved to see two of the men removed by 911, injured but alive. But the third was unaccounted for.
This moment brought to you by Icarus' subconscious.
The eerie part? After being ticked off about something today, ready to throw improbably huge yogurt containers (Yogurt Of Unusual Size?), where I'll never know the results of one argument... I reached into the fridge: and there was one of those tubs of yogurt.
Only two pounds this time. It even had the same color lid.
After hearing the Twilight Zone theme, I dished out dinner. Hey, omnious or not, I'm hungry.
Three assailants were squished, though I was so involved in the fight I practically forgot the woman I was protecting (it was my fault she'd run into that kitchen anyway, and those were very, very bad men).
As I walked out I felt slightly guilty and wondered if I crushed their spines. They were big yogurt containers. The owner of the theatre kitchen called 911 and assured me I'd done the right thing, nodding grimly. But I knew that once the fight began I was out for blood. I was relieved to see two of the men removed by 911, injured but alive. But the third was unaccounted for.
This moment brought to you by Icarus' subconscious.
The eerie part? After being ticked off about something today, ready to throw improbably huge yogurt containers (Yogurt Of Unusual Size?), where I'll never know the results of one argument... I reached into the fridge: and there was one of those tubs of yogurt.
Only two pounds this time. It even had the same color lid.
After hearing the Twilight Zone theme, I dished out dinner. Hey, omnious or not, I'm hungry.
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Date: 2006-10-30 08:34 am (UTC)Um.
Wow.
Thank you Icarus' subconscious, that is an image that will linger.
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Date: 2006-10-31 12:34 am (UTC)IMP