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Fandoms: Harry Potter, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Lord of the Rings.
1) Rodney McKay
2) Frodo Baggins
3) Percy Weasley
4) Severus Snape
5) John Sheppard
6) Harry Potter
7) Ron Weasley
8) Radek Zalenka
9) Albus Dumbledore
10) Daniel Jackson
11) Jack O'Neill
12) Elizabeth Weir
Then, you answer the following questions, using your choices:
1) If Eight was involved with both Seven and Four how would Seven and Four react when they found out about one another?
If Radek was in involved with both Ron Weasley and Severus Snape how would Ron Weasley and Severus Snape react when they found out about each other?
Snape would sneer that a supposed "scientist" shouldn't demean himself with lesser mortals, but then again, what would a Muggle know of science? Ron Weasley would be aghast. "You slept with Snape?! Why would anyone sleep with Snape? Is it contagious?" Then he'd decide that picking glasses-wearing stand-in for Harry was probably not a good idea.
2) Two and Five are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and Eleven marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because Eleven is in love with Five and cannot let them marry Two. Does Five go back to Eleven or stay with Two?
John Sheppard and Frodo Baggins (oh, hahahahaha!) are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and Jack O'Neill (hahahahaha!) marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because he is in love with John and cannot let him marry Frodo Baggins. Does John go back to Jack or stay with Frodo (hee)?
John goes back to Jack, because after all, he was just making him jealous and things... got out of hand. "Trouble is," he explains while munching popcorn as he lays across Jack's arm in the hotel room, "hobbits don't believe in sex before marriage. So by the time I'd suggested, you know, he'd taken it as a proposal."
Frodo decides that the Grey Havens were a good idea after all, and the other hobbits delete mention of this abberation from the Red Book.
3) Seven has a phobia that involves One. What is the phobia?
Ron Weasley has a phobia that involves Rodney McKay. What is the phobia?
Rodney has poor Ron completely turned around about Muggle science, and Ron is now convinced that Muggles think lemons are poisonous. Since Harry convinced Ron that not all Muggle science is wrong ("Magic doesn't explain gravity, Ron") he's a little worried that this all might be true. He only hopes that Wizards are immune, but at any rate, he's not taking any chances.
4) Nine and Twelve are having a movie marathon night. What movie does Nine pick and what movie does Twelve pick? Is twelve happy with Nine's pick and vice versa?
Albus Dumbledore and Elizabeth Weir are having a movie marathon night. What movie does Albus pick and what movie does Elizabeth pick? Is Elizabeth happy with Albus' pick and vice versa?
Albus picks Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and nods happily as Elizabeth fills him in on the detail of Muggle culture. Albus says, "Chocolate is universal." Elizabeth picks a documentary on World War II in order to pick Albus' mind in comparing the war with Grindelwald to the rise of the Nazis. Ever since Elizabeth received her letter to Hogwarts she'd suspected there was a connection.
5) Ten is in an unhappy relationship with Four and realizes that he/she should be with Two instead.
Daniel Jackson is in an unhappy relationship with Severus Snape and realizes he should be with Frodo Baggins instead.
I agree. Frodo is a much better match for Daniel. Think of their mutual interest in language!
6) Three is pregnant with Nine's baby. How does Five react?
Percy Weasley is pregnant with Albus Dumbledore’s baby. How does John Sheppard react?
John gets a vaguely horrified look and struggles to leave as soon as possible. But he makes sure to mention it to Rodney, just to see his reaction.
7) Does Number Three handle commitments well?
Does Percy Weasley handle commitments well?
"Of course I manage very well. One can't make any progress in life if one cannot abide by one's committments."
8) If Number Twelve suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
If Jack O'Neill suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
Paranoia, of the type that sees conspiracies everywhere. Although he came by it honestly. You don't know want to know what's in his file.
9) One sees Four with Eight and knows that Eight is involved with Six. Does One tell Six that Eight is cheating or does Six deserve to find out on their own?
Rodney McKay sees Severus Snape with Radek Zelenka and knows that Radek is involved with Harry Potter. Does Rodney tell Harry Potter that Radek is cheating or does Harry deserve to find out on his own?
Rodney is far too loyal to his own team to rat out Radek. Besides, he has a bet riding with Miko on just what the outcome will be, how many days it'll take Harry to find out, etc., etc.
10) Eleven is set up, by Ten, on a blind date with Seven. Does the date go smoothly, and has Eleven decided that he/she wants to kill Ten before the date has ended?
Jack O'Neill is set up, by Daniel Jackson, on a blind date with Ron Weasley. Does the date go smoothly, and has Jack decieded that he wants to kill Daniel before the date has ended?
By the time Ron discovers the beer and Jack realizes an afternoon in front of the TV (which Ron has never watched before) watching hockey is just fine with his new date, they're cool. But Jack tells Daniel later, "A little young, don't you think?"
11) Two and Three have been dating for a year. Where does Two choose to pop the question?
Frodo Baggins and Percy Weasley have been dating for a year. Where does Frodo Baggins choose to pop the question?
In the garden behind Bag End. Percy looks wide-eyed. "You're going to give me... a ring?"
12) Nine wants to end their relationship with Five. How does Nine choose to do so? Heartbroken Five has a one night stand with Three.
Albus Dumbledore wants to end his relationship with John Sheppard. How does Albus choose to do so? Heartbroken John has a one night stand with Percy.
Albus, with a tragic sigh, puts off the hard decision for four years. John is so young, it seems to be too much of a burden to place upon him. Finally, after yet another a near-death experience Albus decides that it's time.
As it works out, John's been fooling around on the side for years. As he drunkenly tells Percy, "Really, at that age? Just can't take the action if you know what I mean." Percy doesn't know what he means, but nods fervently anyway.
13) Eleven and Twelve married. How does Twelve handle Eleven's death?
Jack O'Neill and Elizabeth Weir married. How does Jack handle Elizabeth’s death?
Well, you know, marriage of convenience....
14) If there was one thing Seven could change about their life what would it be?
If there was one thing Ron Weasley could change about his life what would it be?
Where would the list end?
15) If Five could say anything to Ten what would they say?
If John Sheppard could say anything to Daniel Jackson what would he say?
"Really, you should have come with us."
16) A drunken Eight comes home and finds One in bed with Eleven. How does Eight react?
A drunken Radek Zelenka comes home to find Rodney McKay in bed with Jack O'Neill. How does Radek react?
He raises his eyebrows, closes the door, and goes off to sleep somewhere else. It takes Rodney weeks to get the truth out of Radek, and then Rodney explodes, "Him? How can you be jealous of him? He's never here!"
17) Is a sweet love scene between Six and Nine possible?
Is a sweet love scene between Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore possible?
Aaaaaack! I've no doubt it's been written. Wait. I'd better make sure I didn't write it. *checks* Whew, okay.
18) Seven and Four are bitter rivals. What made them rivals?
Ron Weasley and Severus Snape are bitter rivals. What made them rivals?
Oh what a surprise. Have you read the books?
19) Is a happily ever after possible for One and Twelve?
Is a happily ever after possible for Rodney McKay and Elizabeth Weir?
Meh. They've both settled for less than what they wanted.
20) Four undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? Six or Five?
Severus Snape undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he sleep with first? Harry Potter or John Sheppard?
John Sheppard because he's not going to admit this to anyone in the wizarding world.
21) If Seven had to be stuck on a island with Two or Three which would Seven choose? Why?
If Ron Weasley had to be stuck on a island with Frodo Baggins or Percy Weasley which would Ron choose? Why?
LOL! Anyone but his brother Percy. "What a nightmare!"
22) One and Two are romantically involved when One's original love, Eleven returns from the dead. How does One handle the person's return?
Rodney McKay and Frodo Baggins (yealch, the image) are romantically involved when Rodney’s original love, Jack O'Neill returns from the dead. How does Rodney handle the person’s return?
Dumps Frodo on the thinnest of pretexts and follow after O'Neill like a puppy. Make that "kicked puppy."
23) Nine is forced to choose who will live between Three and Six. Which one does Nine choose to live?
Albus Dumbledore is forced to choose who will live between Percy Weasley and Harry Potter (oh, hahahahaha!). Which one does Albus choose to live?
Percy is reasonably certain that Dumbledore will choose him, given his important contributions to the wizarding worl--
24) Seven falls in love with Eight. When Seven gets the opportunity to be with Eight he/she is happy... until he/she finds out that Eight is only using him/her to get close to Two.
Ron Weasley falls in love with Radek Zelenka. When Ron gets the opportunity to be with Zelenka he is happy... until he finds out that Radek is only using him to get close to Frodo.
It must be the feet.
amothea:Fandoms: Harry Potter, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Lord of the Rings.
1) Rodney McKay
2) Frodo Baggins
3) Percy Weasley
4) Severus Snape
5) John Sheppard
6) Harry Potter
7) Ron Weasley
8) Radek Zalenka
9) Albus Dumbledore
10) Daniel Jackson
11) Jack O'Neill
12) Elizabeth Weir
Then, you answer the following questions, using your choices:
1) If Eight was involved with both Seven and Four how would Seven and Four react when they found out about one another?
If Radek was in involved with both Ron Weasley and Severus Snape how would Ron Weasley and Severus Snape react when they found out about each other?
Snape would sneer that a supposed "scientist" shouldn't demean himself with lesser mortals, but then again, what would a Muggle know of science? Ron Weasley would be aghast. "You slept with Snape?! Why would anyone sleep with Snape? Is it contagious?" Then he'd decide that picking glasses-wearing stand-in for Harry was probably not a good idea.
2) Two and Five are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and Eleven marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because Eleven is in love with Five and cannot let them marry Two. Does Five go back to Eleven or stay with Two?
John Sheppard and Frodo Baggins (oh, hahahahaha!) are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and Jack O'Neill (hahahahaha!) marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because he is in love with John and cannot let him marry Frodo Baggins. Does John go back to Jack or stay with Frodo (hee)?
John goes back to Jack, because after all, he was just making him jealous and things... got out of hand. "Trouble is," he explains while munching popcorn as he lays across Jack's arm in the hotel room, "hobbits don't believe in sex before marriage. So by the time I'd suggested, you know, he'd taken it as a proposal."
Frodo decides that the Grey Havens were a good idea after all, and the other hobbits delete mention of this abberation from the Red Book.
3) Seven has a phobia that involves One. What is the phobia?
Ron Weasley has a phobia that involves Rodney McKay. What is the phobia?
Rodney has poor Ron completely turned around about Muggle science, and Ron is now convinced that Muggles think lemons are poisonous. Since Harry convinced Ron that not all Muggle science is wrong ("Magic doesn't explain gravity, Ron") he's a little worried that this all might be true. He only hopes that Wizards are immune, but at any rate, he's not taking any chances.
4) Nine and Twelve are having a movie marathon night. What movie does Nine pick and what movie does Twelve pick? Is twelve happy with Nine's pick and vice versa?
Albus Dumbledore and Elizabeth Weir are having a movie marathon night. What movie does Albus pick and what movie does Elizabeth pick? Is Elizabeth happy with Albus' pick and vice versa?
Albus picks Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and nods happily as Elizabeth fills him in on the detail of Muggle culture. Albus says, "Chocolate is universal." Elizabeth picks a documentary on World War II in order to pick Albus' mind in comparing the war with Grindelwald to the rise of the Nazis. Ever since Elizabeth received her letter to Hogwarts she'd suspected there was a connection.
5) Ten is in an unhappy relationship with Four and realizes that he/she should be with Two instead.
Daniel Jackson is in an unhappy relationship with Severus Snape and realizes he should be with Frodo Baggins instead.
I agree. Frodo is a much better match for Daniel. Think of their mutual interest in language!
6) Three is pregnant with Nine's baby. How does Five react?
Percy Weasley is pregnant with Albus Dumbledore’s baby. How does John Sheppard react?
John gets a vaguely horrified look and struggles to leave as soon as possible. But he makes sure to mention it to Rodney, just to see his reaction.
7) Does Number Three handle commitments well?
Does Percy Weasley handle commitments well?
"Of course I manage very well. One can't make any progress in life if one cannot abide by one's committments."
8) If Number Twelve suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
If Jack O'Neill suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
Paranoia, of the type that sees conspiracies everywhere. Although he came by it honestly. You don't know want to know what's in his file.
9) One sees Four with Eight and knows that Eight is involved with Six. Does One tell Six that Eight is cheating or does Six deserve to find out on their own?
Rodney McKay sees Severus Snape with Radek Zelenka and knows that Radek is involved with Harry Potter. Does Rodney tell Harry Potter that Radek is cheating or does Harry deserve to find out on his own?
Rodney is far too loyal to his own team to rat out Radek. Besides, he has a bet riding with Miko on just what the outcome will be, how many days it'll take Harry to find out, etc., etc.
10) Eleven is set up, by Ten, on a blind date with Seven. Does the date go smoothly, and has Eleven decided that he/she wants to kill Ten before the date has ended?
Jack O'Neill is set up, by Daniel Jackson, on a blind date with Ron Weasley. Does the date go smoothly, and has Jack decieded that he wants to kill Daniel before the date has ended?
By the time Ron discovers the beer and Jack realizes an afternoon in front of the TV (which Ron has never watched before) watching hockey is just fine with his new date, they're cool. But Jack tells Daniel later, "A little young, don't you think?"
11) Two and Three have been dating for a year. Where does Two choose to pop the question?
Frodo Baggins and Percy Weasley have been dating for a year. Where does Frodo Baggins choose to pop the question?
In the garden behind Bag End. Percy looks wide-eyed. "You're going to give me... a ring?"
12) Nine wants to end their relationship with Five. How does Nine choose to do so? Heartbroken Five has a one night stand with Three.
Albus Dumbledore wants to end his relationship with John Sheppard. How does Albus choose to do so? Heartbroken John has a one night stand with Percy.
Albus, with a tragic sigh, puts off the hard decision for four years. John is so young, it seems to be too much of a burden to place upon him. Finally, after yet another a near-death experience Albus decides that it's time.
As it works out, John's been fooling around on the side for years. As he drunkenly tells Percy, "Really, at that age? Just can't take the action if you know what I mean." Percy doesn't know what he means, but nods fervently anyway.
13) Eleven and Twelve married. How does Twelve handle Eleven's death?
Jack O'Neill and Elizabeth Weir married. How does Jack handle Elizabeth’s death?
Well, you know, marriage of convenience....
14) If there was one thing Seven could change about their life what would it be?
If there was one thing Ron Weasley could change about his life what would it be?
Where would the list end?
15) If Five could say anything to Ten what would they say?
If John Sheppard could say anything to Daniel Jackson what would he say?
"Really, you should have come with us."
16) A drunken Eight comes home and finds One in bed with Eleven. How does Eight react?
A drunken Radek Zelenka comes home to find Rodney McKay in bed with Jack O'Neill. How does Radek react?
He raises his eyebrows, closes the door, and goes off to sleep somewhere else. It takes Rodney weeks to get the truth out of Radek, and then Rodney explodes, "Him? How can you be jealous of him? He's never here!"
17) Is a sweet love scene between Six and Nine possible?
Is a sweet love scene between Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore possible?
Aaaaaack! I've no doubt it's been written. Wait. I'd better make sure I didn't write it. *checks* Whew, okay.
18) Seven and Four are bitter rivals. What made them rivals?
Ron Weasley and Severus Snape are bitter rivals. What made them rivals?
Oh what a surprise. Have you read the books?
19) Is a happily ever after possible for One and Twelve?
Is a happily ever after possible for Rodney McKay and Elizabeth Weir?
Meh. They've both settled for less than what they wanted.
20) Four undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? Six or Five?
Severus Snape undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he sleep with first? Harry Potter or John Sheppard?
John Sheppard because he's not going to admit this to anyone in the wizarding world.
21) If Seven had to be stuck on a island with Two or Three which would Seven choose? Why?
If Ron Weasley had to be stuck on a island with Frodo Baggins or Percy Weasley which would Ron choose? Why?
LOL! Anyone but his brother Percy. "What a nightmare!"
22) One and Two are romantically involved when One's original love, Eleven returns from the dead. How does One handle the person's return?
Rodney McKay and Frodo Baggins (yealch, the image) are romantically involved when Rodney’s original love, Jack O'Neill returns from the dead. How does Rodney handle the person’s return?
Dumps Frodo on the thinnest of pretexts and follow after O'Neill like a puppy. Make that "kicked puppy."
23) Nine is forced to choose who will live between Three and Six. Which one does Nine choose to live?
Albus Dumbledore is forced to choose who will live between Percy Weasley and Harry Potter (oh, hahahahaha!). Which one does Albus choose to live?
Percy is reasonably certain that Dumbledore will choose him, given his important contributions to the wizarding worl--
24) Seven falls in love with Eight. When Seven gets the opportunity to be with Eight he/she is happy... until he/she finds out that Eight is only using him/her to get close to Two.
Ron Weasley falls in love with Radek Zelenka. When Ron gets the opportunity to be with Zelenka he is happy... until he finds out that Radek is only using him to get close to Frodo.
It must be the feet.
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Date: 2007-01-17 02:49 am (UTC)Icarus
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Date: 2007-01-17 03:05 am (UTC)How, fortuitous some of those were. Between Percy getting the ring, the constant pairing of Snape/Ron/Radek and John vamooshing over pregancy.
*falls off chair*
Although, just for sheer normality appearing in the crazy -
Ron Weasley and Severus Snape are bitter rivals. What made them rivals?
Oh what a surprise. Have you read the books?
Takes the cake. :P
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Date: 2007-01-17 03:10 am (UTC)Jack O'Neill and Ron would get along great, but the place would be a wreck.
Icarus
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In the garden behind Bag End. Percy looks wide-eyed. "You're going to give me... a ring?"
I almost snorted bourbon.
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Date: 2007-01-21 01:58 am (UTC)I can only imagine Percy as the dark lord.
"Do not feel too badly, Frodo," said Gandalf, puffing on his pipe. The fire behind him crackled. "Remember that the ring only gives power according to the stature of the wearer. I do not feel that Percy could do a great deal of damage. Do you?"
Frodo contemplated this, his chin in his hand. "No, you're right, Gandalf. But what of Percy?"
Gandalf blew a lazy smoke ring. It sailed up into the rafters and dodged around a beam. "All Percy need do is resist the call of the ring, have the strength of character to not believe in his own infalibility, and then bring it by stealth to the very cracks of Baraduin, resisting all its flattery and temptations. For such would lead to the doom of all."
Frodo met his eyes.
Gandalf stood with alacrity, sweeping his cloak about him. "We leave at once."
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