Help! Drowning in men's cologne!
Aug. 11th, 2003 11:03 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
icarusGah! Gag! Choke! The guy in the cubicle next to me is wearing
REALLY HEAVY COLOGNE
Hack, hack, hack.
Am visualising buckets of water over his head. Sprinklers. Little storm clouds. A large fan. If only one of these imaginary objects would animate, my problems would be solved!
(You must understand, I really hate cologne in any case, give me good old-fashioned manly sweat any day. Gack. This is the cheap stuff, too.)
Hack, hack, hack.
Am visualising buckets of water over his head. Sprinklers. Little storm clouds. A large fan. If only one of these imaginary objects would animate, my problems would be solved!
(You must understand, I really hate cologne in any case, give me good old-fashioned manly sweat any day. Gack. This is the cheap stuff, too.)
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Re: I'm just a random lurker, but...
Date: 2003-08-11 11:19 am (UTC)1) Lying and saying I had allergies (alas, I'm honest and have some - inconvenient - ethics).
2) Filling large pitcher with water and -oopsy- tripping right next to him.
3) Coughing and choking loudly, turning a fine shade of purple, just to make the point.
The water idea is winning so far.
LOL!
Icarus