Help! Drowning in men's cologne!

[icarus]

Gah! Gag! Choke! The guy in the cubicle next to me is wearing

REALLY HEAVY COLOGNE

Hack, hack, hack.

Am visualising buckets of water over his head. Sprinklers. Little storm clouds. A large fan. If only one of these imaginary objects would animate, my problems would be solved!

(You must understand, I really hate cologne in any case, give me good old-fashioned manly sweat any day. Gack. This is the cheap stuff, too.)

Comments

[laurelwood.livejournal.com]

I commiserate. I hate cologne. The cheap stuff is, of course, worse, but even the good-quality brands just make me wanna run far, far away. And the worst thing about it is how industrial-strength it all is; get a hug from a heavy-handed cologne wearer and you end up smelling like him for the rest of the day. Blecch.