Help! Drowning in men's cologne!

[icarus]

Gah! Gag! Choke! The guy in the cubicle next to me is wearing

REALLY HEAVY COLOGNE

Hack, hack, hack.

Am visualising buckets of water over his head. Sprinklers. Little storm clouds. A large fan. If only one of these imaginary objects would animate, my problems would be solved!

(You must understand, I really hate cologne in any case, give me good old-fashioned manly sweat any day. Gack. This is the cheap stuff, too.)

Comments

I like a man...

[dphearson.livejournal.com]

who smells of clean sweat and maybe a hint of cologne- but not an overpowering cloak of it. My dad smelled of soap (Pears)Bay Rum(a type of aftershave)and Florida water. My brother always smells of Polo, but he does it discreetly. My boyfriends out here(Oregon) always smell good- they uses scented bath products (Like Kiehls or Body Shop) so no need for strong Cologne.

Re: I like a man...

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Yes. Wilderness Guru always smells faintly of soap, outdoors and maybe a whiff of deoderant. I've never dated a guy who wears cologne. There's a reason for that.

Re: I like a man...

[dphearson.livejournal.com]

Would that reason be...Achoo!?