Help! Drowning in men's cologne!

[icarus]

Gah! Gag! Choke! The guy in the cubicle next to me is wearing

REALLY HEAVY COLOGNE

Hack, hack, hack.

Am visualising buckets of water over his head. Sprinklers. Little storm clouds. A large fan. If only one of these imaginary objects would animate, my problems would be solved!

(You must understand, I really hate cologne in any case, give me good old-fashioned manly sweat any day. Gack. This is the cheap stuff, too.)

Comments

*Wheeze*

[(Anonymous)]

I'd settle for men just smelling clean. I mean, it's not too much to ask, is it?

And women, for that matter. I was forced to sit in a meeting for an hour once, next to a woman who must have upended an entire bottle of Tweed over herself that morning. Gave me an asthma attack, and I have only borderline asthma at the worst of times.

We need a Campaign for Clean Air. *passes Icarus a very large fan*

Mad Martha

Re: *Wheeze*

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

No kidding! We're not French! We bathe every day (most of us, and those who don't are never the ones who wear cologne).

Gratefully accepts fan.