Help! Drowning in men's cologne!

[icarus]

Gah! Gag! Choke! The guy in the cubicle next to me is wearing

REALLY HEAVY COLOGNE

Hack, hack, hack.

Am visualising buckets of water over his head. Sprinklers. Little storm clouds. A large fan. If only one of these imaginary objects would animate, my problems would be solved!

(You must understand, I really hate cologne in any case, give me good old-fashioned manly sweat any day. Gack. This is the cheap stuff, too.)

Comments

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Heh. 'Cept I'm a temp. That would be a little cocky -- I'm going for the tripping with the bucket water technique.

:D

Icarus