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My Ron -

- has numerous scars all over his body, most of them small. He will tell you how he got them in disgusting detail (and the stories all seem to include Fred and George) and show you each one, even that one on his ass that people really wish he wouldn't.

- keeps letters from his friends. All of them. In a shoebox under his bed, in no particular order.

- keeps wizarding porn mags stuffed in his schoolbooks, where his mum will never think to look.

- has a messy room that his mother makes him clean before Harry visits. It takes them five minutes to trash it again.

- can't think of anything he does outstandingly well, so he just does the things he likes. Chess doesn't count because, well, that's easy, right? He hasn't noticed that everthing that comes easy to him he discounts automatically.

- would like to lie around naked all day and do nothing. Failing that, he at least likes to do without underwear once in a while.

- doesn't know if he's attractive or not, but is grateful if anyone thinks he is. His policy is if they think so - great! - don't ask questions, or else they might change their minds.

- was told by Fred and George when he was eight that his first signs of magic proved he was destined to be a Dark Wizard. He believed them. Just for a minute. Before he remembered this was Fred and George talking.

- is secretly pleased that he has a bigger dick than the other guys in his dorm. Yes, he's looked.

- will never admit that he likes watching Quidditch better than he likes playing it.

- likes to play Bill's guitar and pretend he has a huge audience. No, he's not any good.

- thinks it's cool that Bill bought that guitar before he even bought furniture, and plans to do the same.

- hasn't told his mum or even Harry that he fully intends to be Auror. That's personal.

- doesn't say half the sarcastic comments that run through his mind.

- speaks several languages. Wait - all he knows are the swear words. He's picked them up from Bill, Charlie and, yes, quite a few from Percy.

- secretly wants to be tied up and spanked. But can't figure out if maybe it's just the women in leather that he likes -?

- has never forgiven himself for the caterpillar that died because he forgot to put holes in the jar lid. He was six at the time.

- if he doesn't want something known, he doesn't tell a soul. His family's not good at secrets.

Date: 2003-08-17 10:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Okay. I'll probably do them later today, when I'm running out of steam on everything else.

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