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icarusThis is just brilliant. Found it on my Journalfen f-list. Link goes to LJ.
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“Holy shit, Cartman! What the fuck is going on with our Livejournal?”Kyle sat down on the cheap chair that Cartman’s mom used for thecomputer desk. Cartman’s house was the only place that the boys couldblog freely, since Stan’s mom sold their computer to pay the lightbill, and Kyle’s mom put in the PERVERTED JUSTICE 1984 virus, spam andindependent thought blocker on their computer.
“Mmmmpf, msmpn mpf.” Kenny shook his head and stared at the screen, while Cartman’s fat fingers flew over the keyboard.
“THEYKILLED OUR JOURNALS! THOSE DONKEY RAPING, GOAT BLOWING SHIT EATERS!”Cartman screaming in rage, as Stan and Kyle stared at the screen indisbelief. When they brought up the email address they used, bigdongmanat Yahoo dot com, there was a letter from the Livejournal Abuse Team.
Dear Stanley Stud,
TheLivejournal Abuse Team is here to protect our site from sick, twistedperverts who seek to use our nice, clean Internet site to showdisgusting graphics of a sexual nature that will overstimulate youngchildren and turn them into criminal pedophiles. It has been reportedto us that you have been posting graphics of a sexual nature, andtherefore it is the decision of the Abuse Team to ban you, block you,pretend you never existed and keep your money for your permanentaccount. We have also reported you to the authorities in your area, yousick perv, and we hope that you spend a long time in prison for yourvile crime against nature and humanity.
You make us sick, and that’s pretty hard to do.
With Bannation in Our Hearts,
Dick.Small AT sixapart.com – Executive Flying Monkey – LJ Abuse Team
Thefour boys stared in awe at the screen. They were no longer simply fouryoung kids from South Park. They were celebrities. Martyrs. Heroes.
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beefcake_cop“Holy shit, Cartman! What the fuck is going on with our Livejournal?”Kyle sat down on the cheap chair that Cartman’s mom used for thecomputer desk. Cartman’s house was the only place that the boys couldblog freely, since Stan’s mom sold their computer to pay the lightbill, and Kyle’s mom put in the PERVERTED JUSTICE 1984 virus, spam andindependent thought blocker on their computer.
“Mmmmpf, msmpn mpf.” Kenny shook his head and stared at the screen, while Cartman’s fat fingers flew over the keyboard.
“THEYKILLED OUR JOURNALS! THOSE DONKEY RAPING, GOAT BLOWING SHIT EATERS!”Cartman screaming in rage, as Stan and Kyle stared at the screen indisbelief. When they brought up the email address they used, bigdongmanat Yahoo dot com, there was a letter from the Livejournal Abuse Team.
Dear Stanley Stud,
TheLivejournal Abuse Team is here to protect our site from sick, twistedperverts who seek to use our nice, clean Internet site to showdisgusting graphics of a sexual nature that will overstimulate youngchildren and turn them into criminal pedophiles. It has been reportedto us that you have been posting graphics of a sexual nature, andtherefore it is the decision of the Abuse Team to ban you, block you,pretend you never existed and keep your money for your permanentaccount. We have also reported you to the authorities in your area, yousick perv, and we hope that you spend a long time in prison for yourvile crime against nature and humanity.
You make us sick, and that’s pretty hard to do.
With Bannation in Our Hearts,
Dick.Small AT sixapart.com – Executive Flying Monkey – LJ Abuse Team
Thefour boys stared in awe at the screen. They were no longer simply fouryoung kids from South Park. They were celebrities. Martyrs. Heroes.
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Date: 2007-08-11 09:58 pm (UTC)Dick.Small AT sixapart.com
... Ahahahahahahahaaha! That is awesome.
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Date: 2007-08-12 04:02 am (UTC)Icarus
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Date: 2007-08-12 02:19 am (UTC)I was LOLing when I read that. All through it. ♥
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Date: 2007-08-12 04:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-12 05:51 am (UTC)Yes, I did read the whole thing. It sums up the whole issue very nicely plus all the kids are in perfect canon for the show!
ROFL!!!