Heh. I used to be the pen swiper. Then I started using only green ink so I could always identify which pen was supposed to be in my possession. Not green? Not Mine! Worked like a charm, but it's getting harder and harder to find green pens with the *good* ink. (I like it wet ::snicker::)
But since you said tricksy, I was gonna guess "none, because you has no pocketses!" hee
But since you said tricksy, I was gonna guess "none, because you has no pocketses!" hee
Oh, ha. That would be clever. Though people would throw balled up dirty socks at me.
I still can't believe I (stole) fit that many pens into just two pockets. No wonder WG is complaining, "where have all the pens gone...." He looks at me accusingly when he says this. *swipes one of your green pens*
One of them is in shape of a lipstick, identifying it as my sisters. Sigh.
Oh, man. It's particularly embarrassing when you can tell where you swiped it. The logo pens I don't worry about, they're meant to be stolen, but when I end up with, oh, someone's fountain pen with purple ink-? *winces*
Oh fountain pens. I'm glad I stopped using them...there was always an incorrect ratio of ink to paper when I wrote with them. Apparently, I'm either feather light with the nib, or heavy handed...like a giant.
Handily it's my sister's last day of highschool forever today, so she won't notice that the pen is missing. I can return it without her ever knowing.
I moult pens like it is going out of fashion, you've probably got some of mine there just because of the number that I am always shedding. Pens, pencils, buttons... and if someone could explain to me why I have seven buttons in my pockets, I would be happy.
Would that be the black stick pens, this orange highlighter, or the blue rolling ball pen? If the last -- thank you. It's ideal for the Sanskrit homework.
I'm missing a purple button off my pants. This sounds almost untoward.
Heh. That's particularly impressive with only 2 pockets! I remember one day I wore a blazer to work, and between those 3 pockets my 2 pants pockets, I came home with 12(!) pens. That's my personal record, but I'm still rather proud of that (and 1 or 2 were probably actually mine).
They felt a little heavy. I expected maybe six....
I remember one day I wore a blazer to work, and between those 3 pockets my 2 pants pockets, I came home with 12(!) pens. That's my personal record, but I'm still rather proud of that (and 1 or 2 were probably actually mine).
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Date: 2007-10-25 10:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-25 10:57 pm (UTC)Icarus
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Date: 2007-10-25 11:26 pm (UTC)But since you said tricksy, I was gonna guess "none, because you has no pocketses!" hee
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Date: 2007-10-25 11:36 pm (UTC)Oh, ha. That would be clever. Though people would throw balled up dirty socks at me.
I still can't believe I (stole) fit that many pens into just two pockets. No wonder WG is complaining, "where have all the pens gone...." He looks at me accusingly when he says this. *swipes one of your green pens*
Icarus
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Date: 2007-10-25 11:52 pm (UTC)Who needs a lipstick shaped pen?
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Date: 2007-10-26 12:09 am (UTC)Oh, man. It's particularly embarrassing when you can tell where you swiped it. The logo pens I don't worry about, they're meant to be stolen, but when I end up with, oh, someone's fountain pen with purple ink-? *winces*
Icarus
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Date: 2007-10-26 01:46 am (UTC)Handily it's my sister's last day of highschool forever today, so she won't notice that the pen is missing. I can return it without her ever knowing.
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Date: 2007-10-27 09:21 am (UTC)I'm missing a purple button off my pants. This sounds almost untoward.
Icarus
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Date: 2007-10-26 02:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-27 09:22 am (UTC)I remember one day I wore a blazer to work, and between those 3 pockets my 2 pants pockets, I came home with 12(!) pens. That's my personal record, but I'm still rather proud of that (and 1 or 2 were probably actually mine).
I bow to the master.
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