To the girl giving a guy a massage in the Library

[icarus]

To the girl giving a guy a massage in the library, right next to me:

Get a room.

Or otherwise go away. It's distracting when I have a lot of work to do, and it's rude.


ETA: Ha! He just gave me an irritated glance over my powerbar. I guess we're even (although that wasn't my intent). *laughs*

ETA2: Now he's one up on me by answering his cell phone and talking rather loudly. Perhaps I should, oh, pass some really bad gas... I can't figure out how to top this.

Comments

[reedfem.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... cell phone revenge? Open yours up, pretending to make a call at a volume they can 'overhear'...

"Hey, yeah, it's me. What? Yeah, I know, I'm trying to get some work done here in the library, but these stupid people next to me being loud and rude and I can't concentrate. Hey, you want some video if they start having sex on the table? YouTube? There's an idea... "

*eg*

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

Wow. OK you win.

\o/

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

I like you. *g*

[lttledvl.livejournal.com]

LOL! That's great.

I'm always stumped when people chat on their phones in the restroom. Can't people hear that over the line?

"Oh yeah, I know what you mean. Like when..."

FLUSH!!!!

How does one respond to that? o_O

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

If it's someone talking to me, I'll ask if it was number one or number two.