How long before we can move?

[icarus]

It occurs to me...

... our apartment manager routinely treats the tenants like they are guests who've outstayed their welcome. She's tested my patience to its absolute limit and I've reached the point of spitting on her door.

Oddly, strange things occur in this building. Strange things that she's forced to clean up. Very odd, very non-accidental things. For example, apparently someone took a shit in the laundry garbage can at one point. Bear in mind that this is a very nice, well-maintained building.

In response, each time she posts a public angry note venting at all the tenants.

I thought it was strange that people would do things like that. But now... hmmm. I've been naive. Of course people do things that can't be traced back to them that she has to clean up.

I bet waiters spit in her food, too.

Comments

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

Go around some dog parks and find other people's dog's shit, so it can't be traced back to you...

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Good idea. We can fling it through the mail slot in her office door. *visualizes it with some zest*

[vichka.livejournal.com]

hahhahah :D
Sorry, I know that you have to live with her (in a way), but I find this post very amuzing.
Muah!!!
love you!

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Well, I hoped people would find it entertaining. Some humor might keep me from doing something dire to this woman.

For now, I'm just going to let her keep that laundry. All week. Enjoy its company. Get to know it on a first name basis.