Fred/George/Harry -- in that order.

[icarus]

Here is a little Fred/Harry/George for lyricalnights. Those casual mornings after. Something light, after the intensity of Sirius/Ron.



Weasleys Come in Twos and Threes
by Icarus


Dishes clanked and there was the faint hiss of a drying spell, along with the thunk of the water being turned off. Fred bounced down from their tiny loft, over the tiny room over 'Weasley Wizard Wheezes' (which wasn't so tiny). He slid rather than climbed down the ladder, wearing nothing more than his socks and underwear. George was already there at the 'kitchen' table, in a T-shirt and nothing else, his feet propped up on the 'sitting room' couch. He watched Harry wash dishes with a strange, cat-like fascination.

George glanced up at his brother.

"Oi, Fred, you're up. You've got see this! Go on, go on, Harry." He gestured like a king in a castle at Harry, who'd paused. Harry snorted. "I've never seen such a mish-mash of wizard and Muggle methods." Harry ignored him as he turned back to help out like a decent overnight guest. "First - he rinses it!"

"Rinses? What for?"

"It gets better, wait. Next, he conjures up some Muggle soap -" Indeed there was a bottle of it on the counter.

Fred was already chortling. Harry blushed.

"- then he washes and rinses it - again! - Muggle-style."

"You're joking."

"Not joking. I saw him do two plates myself. But that's not the best part. Watch." George folded his arms and grinned.

Fred snickered and carefully studied Harry as he held up the last plate. They only had two -- usually. The third had been casually transfigured from a platter for Harry the night before. The twins had their own concept of 'double date.' Harry enjoyed it, though Ron of course didn't approve.

George beamed. "Come on. Do it, Harry, do it."

"Stop teasing me." Harry tugged his (well, George's, but he was wearing it) bathrobe a little tighter. He felt like he was on stage, which was a weird place to naked under just a robe.

He finally picked up his wand and did an elementary cleansing charm. This had been cracking George up all morning for some reason.

Fred and George broke out laughing, falling all over each other.

"He does a cleansing charm on top of it all!"

"You certainly know they're clean!"

"Oh, leave off. It's like sterilizing, isn't it?" Harry complained. He put the last dish away. It was already starting to grow back into being a platter and didn't quite fit in the cupboard.

They thought this was even funnier. "Once a Muggle always a Muggle!"

Fred's face was red. "You can geld a horse -"

"- sterilize a sheep," George added.

"- but how can you sterilize a plate?"

"You must tell us, because our father would really like to know," George said.

Fred smirked at his brother, and quipped. " 'Muggles are amazing, aren't they?' "

" 'Extraordinary!' " George quoted, mimicking their father's voice perfectly.

"Oh, shut up," Harry glared. "I'm not a Muggle! But when Ron uses just a cleansing charm, well, there's still food stuck to it."

George stood and took the plate/platter from Harry's hands. He expanded the cupboard to fit. "That's 'cause Ron is a pig."

Harry folded his arms and his eyes glittered defiantly. "If you don't stop teasing me, I won't make breakfast."

Fred's grin at George was predatory. "Don't you love it when he's like this?"

George's smile broadened in appreciation. Fred stalked towards Harry, edging around the clutter of chairs. He bent near enough to kiss -- though he didn't quite.

"Harry. What makes you think I'm here for breakfast?"



Finis.





Ten down, nine more to go:

Deep Throat Percy/Severus for chaos_rose
A '57 Vincent And A Red-Headed Boy - Ron/Sirus for wanderingscribe
It Was All Right Harry/Ron for ragnhildholm
Safeword Percy/Severus wired_lizard
Rat For Dessert Peter/Severus for _greenie_
Christmas Fluff Percy/Harry for haku_kaen
Not My Affair VIII: Steam Ron/Percy (muse got really out of control)
Not My Affair VII: A Toast To Misery Ron/Percy (muse got out of control)
Not My Affair VI: A Year Later Ron/Percy for isolde9 (follow up to Not My Affair 1-5)
In November Neville/Ron for ursule
A Little Night Music Hermion/Rita for mark356

More coming!

Fred/George NC-17 for ygrane
Ron/Draco for thywillbedone
Tom/Harry for auxphono
Harry/Snape (Snape Manor - I may make this a Primer missing scene to avoid spoilers) for barbana
Hermione/McGonagall (optional) for puella_deville
Harry/Cedric for blithesea
Harry/Snape (Harry dominant, NC-17) for vileseagulls
Percy/Draco, Beg Me For It universe for tboy
Severus/Harry, with extra snark bluemoon02

Comments

[raveninthewind.livejournal.com]

Harry folded his arms and his eyes glittered defiantly. "If you don't stop teasing me, I won't make breakfast."
Too cute!

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

A playful little piece. I confess, I like light-hearted fluff. Though Fred/George in Ante Up! (http://home.earthlink.net/~dinkbird) have a little more depth, since we get to see how they're different from each other, even as they joke around.

Icarus

[raveninthewind.livejournal.com]

Just read Ante Up! Oh, they are different. I like how they are competitive, but still you can see the love between them. And twins cuddling after sex. That's so sweet. (Never thought I liked twincest, but then your story has characterization, and the others I read were "merely" PWPs--and that wasn't enough for me to get over the incest squick.)

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Yeah, for them the sex is just another boundary to run over roughshod and doesn't mean anything beyond the moment (well, except for the opportunity for teasing). What really bothered George was Fred keeping a secret from him. In fact, in Ante Up! while they were both curious about gay sex (they're curious about everything), they're straight. And continue to be interested in women.

The reason I wrote it is most of the 'meaty' twincest stories had an overwhelming Angst that drove me nuts, and I had trouble finding quality Fred/George stories that remembered they were fun.

There is one that is incredibly hot, outstandingly well-written, and very convincingly 'GredandForge' Double or Noting (http://www.yearningvoid.net/stories/calico/000039.html) by ukcalico. I really recommend this (it has some celebrity I've never heard of - Lance Bass? - but the story's really about Fred and George.

Icarus