Democratic Fic Recs and Cut-Tags

[icarus]

Helllo, friends list.

At least one person has asked me to use a cut-tag for these recs when I put them up. I respected that and did so. Then another asked 'do we have to?'

Hmm.

Now it is standard to not use cut-tags for recs, but I did put up three looooooong posts of them in one day. I'd also rather not use the cut-tag (it sort of defeats the purpose of recs), but I'd also rather not annoy my friends.

I'll tell you what. If I promise not to post more than one of these per day, can we avoid throwing down the gauntlet and challenging me to a duel? Waddya say?

Comments

[tinderblast.livejournal.com]

I LOVE multiple recs without cut tags, even if it seems like spam - it's not. I eat up multiple uncut rec posts like cheetos.

Yeah, this reminded me of the 'bigger, longer, and uncut' school of South Park innuendo, whether it was intentional or not.

Icarus? Cut,4 inches +, closely cropped.

-brodie

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I was trying so hard to find a picture of the little girl from Airplane! who says of her coffee, "No, thank you, I take it black. Like my men," to use as a background picture! Couldn't, so, this instead.

[tinderblast.livejournal.com]

Hee, that's funnier than Voltaire who said something like he took his coffee and chocolate 'as black as the devil's arse.'

Didn't another girl say something in Airplane about 'I've never done this before ... this is my first time' to every guy she hooked up with on the troubled plane? And there was a line of them, waiting to be with her?

*am trying to remember movie*

-brodie

And stop calling me Shirley

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking of the scene where the woman the gentle old lady said, "I speak Jive."

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Icarus

Re: And stop calling me Shirley

[tinderblast.livejournal.com]

Oh ... that's right ... what does the old woman say?

My main memory of that film is a Saturday Night Live parody on the dance floor, and this hilarioussly camp guy running around, who had a really distinctive voice.

Re: And stop calling me Shirley

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

The stewardess couldn't understand two black men speaking 'Jive talk' (this was in the black power days mind), and a much older Mrs.-Brady-from-the-Brady-Bunch volunteers translation services and winds up telling them off - "cut me slack, jack! You don' know nuthin' nohow."

I loved the girl scouts in the Saturday Night Fever scene! Obviously the writers based it on my old scout troop.

Oh, and the 'From Here To Eternity' parody!

"We're going to strike at dawn, coming in from the north, under their radar."
"But when will you be back?"
"I can't tell you that. That's classified."

Icarus

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

There is that scene where the one lady is panicking, and when the attendant shakes her to get her to calm down, the doctor says, "Let me handle this," and HE starts slapping her viciously, and you pan down the aisle and there are people waiting in line with tire irons, guns, etc...

Brilliant parody flick.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

LOL!! Aman, you're a genius. Uncut is good, and uncut gay men swear they have a better time. ;)

Icarus

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

What the hell is that website which was essentially a dictionary of gay sex terms, with pictures? I remember an activity that only uncircumcised men could engage in because it required a sort of frottage under the foreskin...I've completely lost the link and the name of the activity.

(Apologies if this is TMI!)

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

TMI? *wink* You've read my sex-scenes. (As I have yours. Although I love consensual BDSM, I'm not a big fan of heavy non-con. Rushlight's 'Through a Shattered Mirror' is about as far as I will go. Even in Beg Me For It, the non-con is mutual, and the boys worked around it.)

Where do you think I get my info? From Wilderness Guru's personal experience, LOL! (Especially 'Far Too Personal.') He loves going through my story and picking out the familiar bits. I use a physical description of him for Snape's physique in 'Primer to the Dark Arts' and WG loved it.

That said, if you find that website, let me know. I have read about what you're describing. Apparently you can bury the head of another man's dick in the foreskin (once it's been reasonably stretched of course).

Icarus

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

That's exactly the activity I'm talking about! I can't remember what the heck it's called.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

*Icarus shakes head.* Never heard that it had a name, though it probably does, at least in some circles.

Icarus

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

If I find the bloody website I'll be able to tell you!