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[icarus]

In the interests of democracy, let's kill decide what to do with interimminister Percy.


[Poll #221310]

Comments

[r-becca.livejournal.com]

Voted. But I also really, really wanted to vote for shrinking him, just so he could have a "The Amazing Adventures of Percy on the Floor" ala Paul McCartney in Help!

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

I should have made it possible for people to vote for everything! Hmmm. How does one do that?


Icarus

[r-becca.livejournal.com]

check boxes instead of radio buttons. But I don't think you can change the poll, you'd have to make a new one.

[ixchelmala.livejournal.com]

d00d, this reads like those old "Choose Your Own Adventure" books from days of old!

[cheshyre]

Well, so far island!Percy (tanned, rested and wealthy) seems to be in the lead.

I rather like that image myself. And I'm sure he can find some cute cabana boys to occupy his time. [Somehow, I think Lucius would burn rather than tan, and thus wish to avoid the tropical climes...]

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I would have picked 'he tries to burn the Ministry to the ground' if you had added something about him muttering about his stapler...

I liked the idea of him being shrunk and kept in the pocket, but then I kept seeing images of two-inches-tall Percy having being used for sex in all sorts of different ways, and got very scared.

I had to go for the first one, since it has that wacky Three's Company sort of air to it. The idea of Lucius dressed in Mr. Furley's clothing and making odd expressions like him is less scary than tiny!Percy sex.

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

There was salt on the rim. I specifically said no salt, NO SALT on the margarita and -- and --

I could burn down your resort.

[lyricalnights.livejournal.com]

Alternatively, the image of Percy striding through the flaming Ministry while "Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta" plays in the background has vast appeal...

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

LOL! Gosh, you almost want him to get away with it. I should do combination scenarios. Burn the Ministry to the ground then is killed by Lucius during rough, celebratory sex.

Icarus

[lyricalnights.livejournal.com]

*drools, collapses*

sounds like a plan

Do I get a vote?

[interimminister.livejournal.com]

Yes?

In that case I pick... burning the Ministry to the ground - absolutely. The ha ha, sex with Lucius, minus the ah, uncomfortable consequences. I am not allergic to cheese of any kind that I know of, but while I don't approve of embezzlement, that retirement to an exotic island sounds like a plan.

Yours,
Percy

Re: Do I get a vote?

[lyricalnights.livejournal.com]

Excellent choice, sir.

*hands over matches, a full can of petrol, and some extra-strength sunblock*

Fire when ready and have a nice holiday. ;)

[tjstein.livejournal.com]

Now that's a plan I can get behind. I picked the burning scenario but would be happy with any of the above.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Very true! Hee!

[lyricalnights.livejournal.com]

...real gangsta-ass n's don't flex nuts, 'cause real gangsta-ass n's know they got 'em...

So Percy. :)

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

*splutter!*

Icarus

[lyricalnights.livejournal.com]

hee-hee ;)

[pushdragon.livejournal.com]

I love Percy too much to wish him any fate other than wealthily-ever-after on an island, BUT I would have loved to have seen you writing bad love poetry for Lucius! Any chance we might get to see those whatever the poll result???

[gaycrow.livejournal.com]

I would've liked to vote for all of them! Except maybe the one where he ends up in St.Mungo's.

Do we really have to get rid of him?

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

Live Percy! Live!

[ursulakohl.livejournal.com]

Really, I vote for a position as "British liaison" in someplace like Turkey.

Ohhhh, next chapter about to happen? *sweet hope*

[fourth-moon.livejournal.com]

Since I like Percy: please, please do something to keep him alive. I voted for the Coward, but embezzling would be great, too.

Also, am eager no end for the next chapter of the Death Ministry stuff. Horribly addictive. Percy is so beautifully IC, so is Lucius. Love that arrogance.

Any chance of a Percy/Lucius drabble? Or am I just asking a stupid question because that drabble is around somewhere already?

Re: Ohhhh, next chapter about to happen? *sweet hope*

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Oh hell, are you kidding? I told people two weeks ago that I was getting out of the Dungeons because the time investment was just too high. Then the kerfluffle basically convinced me I made the right decision. Big time.

Icarus