A call for spoofs of Chevron

[icarus]

Chevron's desperate spin of its dumping crude in the Ecuador rainforest for a decade:

"Uh... it's absolutely true -- I mean, untrue, untrue! -- that we did this, and, um, it's not really that bad. I mean, there's oil in my 100% rabbit-tested makeup, which is exactly the same as dumping toxic sludge in an ecologically vital rainforest. I'm a fragile flower."

Comments

[whizzy]

I liked the naturally occurring argument. It comes from the Earth so it can't be toxic, right? Right?

[icarus]

"Arsenic comes from apples, so you know it's good for you!"