Bleargh! Redecorating horror!

[icarus]

I'm looking at a before/after redecorating job.

Oh. My. God.

Rebecca's Garden.

The took this rustic family room with wood paneling and natural brick walls with a view of the lake, and they painted a tomato red stripe all the way around the room. They painted a nice wood cabinet bright red.

They showed the Before pictures and my eyes went: "Ordinary, but pleasant."

The After pictures: "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!"

If Rebecca ever shows up at your door, meet her with a flamethrower.

This message was brought to you by the daughter of an art director, interior designer and step-daughter of professional stylist. I may not be rich, but my pedigree says Taste!

I can't stop watching this show. What else is she going to do? It's like a trainwreck.

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[redblaze.livejournal.com]

I watched an episode of Trading Spaces where they took a lovely, spacious bathroom, and stapled plastic flowers to every inch of that room. Thousand and thousand of flowers stapled everywhere. It was the most horrific thing I'd ever seen!!!

I'd never felt so bad. . . Man, those poor homeowners.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Stapled -? The flowers are bad enough, but... stapled? My god, the amount of work it's going to take to clean that up.

Icarus