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*ring, ring*

"This is Rodney McKay for the Stargate Big Bang."

"Is this the McShep Match?"

"See, I'm going to assume that since you've called here, your subconscious mind wants you to do the Big Bang."

"What?"

"Let me connect you to your higher calling." Click.

"Rodney...."

"What? They're going to be immortalized for writing a novel. Excuse me for helping them out!"

You have till April 12th to sign up for the Stargate Big Bang. Writers here. Artists and mixers here.

Note: The McShep Match sign ups start in May. :)

*ring, ring*

"This is--"

"I just signed up for the Big Bang and Ican'tdoitIcan'tdoitIcan'tdoit!"

"Whoa, whoa, easy! Easy! Now. What's your name?"

"Ulp. Dracoluvsrodney."

"Well, Dracoluvsrodney, it's gonna be okay. You're gonna be fine."

"It's just--I've never written anything long before and I--!"

"Dracoluvsrodney, let me ask you something. Can you write 500 words a day for 3 months?"

"Well ... sure. Anyone can."

"That's all we're asking."

"Oh." Sniff. "Okay. So, um. What's your name?"

"I'm John Sheppard."

"No way, really?"

You have till April 12th to sign up for the Stargate Big Bang. Writers here. Artists and mixers here.