No, I don't like parties. Why?

[icarus]

"Hi! Welcome to the tutoring center! Guess what? We're having an office party today! Potluck, bring food.

What do you mean it's the week before finals and you're not in the mood?

What do you mean you loathe parties, office parties most of all?

C'mon, Icarus. Wipe that Snape-ish snarl off your face, stop swearing, bake something, and come 'be entertaining' for an hour or two!

What do you mean you'd rather clean the catbox with your teeth?"

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[melpemone.livejournal.com]

More on The Huntress... I've just realised she's written WAY more than I thought, so start from the bottom (I've been going through Area 52 by oldest J/D fics posted first) - The Survey Says is screamingly funny, as is The Gambler, and A Walk on the Wild Side had some great moments.

That might make things easier. :D