Ick. Movie.

[icarus]

We're watching Legends of the Fall.

I truly loathe this movie. It's utterly overblown, manipulative emotional crap. I hate the music, the way the strings wind up at just the "right" moments. I really hate the cliched plot and thin emotions.

It's only worth watching because the cinematography is beautiful, and so are the actors.

Wow. This movie sucks. And I'm watching with someone who loves it.

I remember now. The last time I watched it, I walked out.

*whimpers*



ETA: Maybe someone will die dramatically and the movie will end soon. Please.

ETA2: Ugh. And the boys are commenting over it, like this is a good movie. Kill me now.

ETA3: Oh, the movie keeps getting worse and worse. This is lame. Please, somebody die of consumption.

ETA4: My god. What did they do? Write a list of cliches and just hit them one by one? *gah! Sporks eyes out.*

ETA5: Aha! Not consumption! A stroke! Damn it, he's not dead. Oh right, the movie ends when the woman dies of consumption. Well, maybe I can hurry things along. (Takes aim....)

Comments

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

He's so right. But this is keeping me from Stargate writing, because the TV's in the same room as the computer. So very frustrating.

Oh dear lord. He now has to serve 30 days in prison for hurting the guy who shot his wife... but yet, his evil twin brother has not appeared. Is someone going to drop into a coma?

It's like a train wreck. You know what's gonna happen, but you can't stop watching.

Icarus

[setissma.livejournal.com]

Go for A River Runs Through It, when given a choice. It's got just as much Brad Pitt and is slightly less dramatic.

I don't know, all I remember is that everyone dies, by the end. I think I was glad about it.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

I was disappointed when a few people were left standing. I wanted them all dead.

Especially Brad Pitt.

Icarus

[setissma.livejournal.com]

Doesn't he die? Damn it.

Well, if you truly want offing, he does die in the aforementioned movie. Just, you know, splice them together. They have the same general themes. He just waves a flyrod about instead of riding horses.