Ick. Movie.

[icarus]

We're watching Legends of the Fall.

I truly loathe this movie. It's utterly overblown, manipulative emotional crap. I hate the music, the way the strings wind up at just the "right" moments. I really hate the cliched plot and thin emotions.

It's only worth watching because the cinematography is beautiful, and so are the actors.

Wow. This movie sucks. And I'm watching with someone who loves it.

I remember now. The last time I watched it, I walked out.

*whimpers*



ETA: Maybe someone will die dramatically and the movie will end soon. Please.

ETA2: Ugh. And the boys are commenting over it, like this is a good movie. Kill me now.

ETA3: Oh, the movie keeps getting worse and worse. This is lame. Please, somebody die of consumption.

ETA4: My god. What did they do? Write a list of cliches and just hit them one by one? *gah! Sporks eyes out.*

ETA5: Aha! Not consumption! A stroke! Damn it, he's not dead. Oh right, the movie ends when the woman dies of consumption. Well, maybe I can hurry things along. (Takes aim....)

Comments

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

When asked why she replied: "I just remembered that they die at the end."

Ha! Now that's bad.

Icarus

[tesria.livejournal.com]

It really was. As I recall I saw Legends of the Fall once. I say saw. Let it play in the background while I did something interesting might be more accurate. I missed a big chunk out of the middle so I wasn't quite sure what was going on at the end. I think it made it more interesting.