Great, now that they're gone: Secret Society of HP Fics

[icarus]

Now that everyone has gone off to The Witching Hour, those of us who are left should form a secret society.

I'll be treasurer. (Our treasury shall be packed full of porn, fics, and drabbles written behind everyone's backs, housed on my site and maybe even password locked for members only--and those who beg prettily enough.)

Who wants to chairman, huh? "Vice" chairman?


ETA:

-- We have a "Smut" Chairman (as she has agreed to wear the, ahem, mantle of authority) -- electricandroid
-- The official Cabin Boy has been sworn in, and will be serving mead (and running various untoward errands) in the underground cavern you-know-where and you-know-when -- tboy
-- scribbulus_ink is in spandex and maintaining the roster of secret identities.
-- hobbit_feet shall train us in the secret handshake (which should be pretty interesting since we'll all pretty smashed by that part of the agenda....)
-- simmysim has signed in blood as super Captain Super Pirate King and has the bandaid to prove it!
-- kaci_2005_tide has the honor of First Member Emeritus.
-- kragey is grazing the muffins while quaffing mead, while sarcastic_irony is drawing up our bylaws (oh by the way, you're in charge of bylaws sarcastic_irony) and anandangel is our official scribe (oh, you're the scribe, anandangel).
-- fer_de_lance shall shake you down collect your fics, ficlets, drabbles, art, recs, and other fantasies.

ETA2: dphearson has been sworn in as the disreputable and unreliable look-out and guard.

ETA3: winstonmom has taken on the task of flustered and frustrated foreign liaison.

Our first agenda shall be posted in my next post. :D

Comments

[guest-age.livejournal.com]

Oooh! I'm in! Sounds fun! Great way to get back at those lucky bastards entertain ourselves while they're gone! =D

[cordelia_v]

Heh. Some of us had to teach today, and aren't going until tomorrow.

So . . . . how will I have to beg, to be given the password?

Perhaps if I spill every detail of what I saw at WH, eh?

[simmysim.livejournal.com]

May I be Super Pirate Captain King?

[anandangel.livejournal.com]

Do we get codenames?

[hobbit-feet.livejournal.com]

We need to make a secret handshake.

[scribbulus-ink.livejournal.com]

As long as I get to wear spandex and have a secret identity.

[kragey.livejournal.com]

Does this include muffins? I'm there if there's free muffins.

[sarcastic-irony.livejournal.com]

What exactly qualifies one for this awesome secret pirate king lobster-style underground cu-I mean-society?

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

We're having a medieval feast, complete with wine and mead.

But muffins will provided as well, baked by none other than wildernessguru himself.

Icarus

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Hmm. We'll have to call our first meeting to order to decide that. Once we're good and drunk.

Icarus

[electricandroid.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Can I be "Smut" Chairman? Pretty please? With sugar on top?

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

With or without cape? Would you like to manage our roster of secret identities?

For this secret society I shall be known as Count Monteblume. *Icarus plucks at lace sleeves fastidiously*

(Hee. And our ficlets can be under our Secret identities!)

Icarus

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Indeed! You are hereby appointed and annointed.

Icarus

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Chairman of Smut it is! If you wear an appropriate, ahem, costume. *Icarus holds up Edwardian corset, shaking the laces enticingly.*

Icarus

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. And all offerings for the secret society -- whether they be fics, ficlets, art, or recs -- shall be entered under thy Secret codename. (Send me an email ;)

icarus_ancalion@yahoo.com

Icarus

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

*Icarus hands over the rum* We have plenty of plumes, and our society signs in blood, oh Pirate King.

Sign here, please....

Icarus

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Yay! Look, look, we've all come to play.

Psst. First meeting is tonight, in you-know-where, at you-know-when. Bring a needle and thread, plus a large goblet.

Icarus

[tboy.livejournal.com]

Can I be cabin boy?

Don't care if there's no cabins. *pout*. Just wanna be a cabin boy.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

*Adopts a formal demeanor* We shall have to lay the matter--and your interesting proposal--before the committee at our first meeting.

Icarus

[electricandroid.livejournal.com]

Hope that you approve of said choice ;) May not be edwardian, but THE EXTERNAL BONING ON THE BACK. *drools*

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

We'll build a cabin just for you. But cabin boy requires that you serve the mead and run certain errands. Do you swear? Raise your left hand, and place your right on this copy of Half-Blood Prince....

Icarus

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Oh done! And I worship at your feet, oh Mistress of Smut.

Icarus

[fer-de-lance.livejournal.com]

Ooo, ooo! ((Waves hand)) I love secret clubs! I'll do anything -- do we need Sekrit Badges? A name? An Official Pay-Up Enforcer? :D

[dphearson.livejournal.com]

Muhahaha.

I wanna join. If only my pooter worked.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

An Official Pay-Up Enforcer? :D

You're hired! *Icarus hands over the sabre of fic-collections.* You shall collect our tithes of fics, ficlets, art, drabbles, recs and whatever else you can shake down.

Icarus