Great, now that they're gone: Secret Society of HP Fics

[icarus]

Now that everyone has gone off to The Witching Hour, those of us who are left should form a secret society.

I'll be treasurer. (Our treasury shall be packed full of porn, fics, and drabbles written behind everyone's backs, housed on my site and maybe even password locked for members only--and those who beg prettily enough.)

Who wants to chairman, huh? "Vice" chairman?


ETA:

-- We have a "Smut" Chairman (as she has agreed to wear the, ahem, mantle of authority) -- electricandroid
-- The official Cabin Boy has been sworn in, and will be serving mead (and running various untoward errands) in the underground cavern you-know-where and you-know-when -- tboy
-- scribbulus_ink is in spandex and maintaining the roster of secret identities.
-- hobbit_feet shall train us in the secret handshake (which should be pretty interesting since we'll all pretty smashed by that part of the agenda....)
-- simmysim has signed in blood as super Captain Super Pirate King and has the bandaid to prove it!
-- kaci_2005_tide has the honor of First Member Emeritus.
-- kragey is grazing the muffins while quaffing mead, while sarcastic_irony is drawing up our bylaws (oh by the way, you're in charge of bylaws sarcastic_irony) and anandangel is our official scribe (oh, you're the scribe, anandangel).
-- fer_de_lance shall shake you down collect your fics, ficlets, drabbles, art, recs, and other fantasies.

ETA2: dphearson has been sworn in as the disreputable and unreliable look-out and guard.

ETA3: winstonmom has taken on the task of flustered and frustrated foreign liaison.

Our first agenda shall be posted in my next post. :D

Comments

[guest-age.livejournal.com]

Oooh! I'm in! Sounds fun! Great way to get back at those lucky bastards entertain ourselves while they're gone! =D

[cordelia_v]

Heh. Some of us had to teach today, and aren't going until tomorrow.

So . . . . how will I have to beg, to be given the password?

Perhaps if I spill every detail of what I saw at WH, eh?

[simmysim.livejournal.com]

May I be Super Pirate Captain King?

[anandangel.livejournal.com]

Do we get codenames?

[hobbit-feet.livejournal.com]

We need to make a secret handshake.

[scribbulus-ink.livejournal.com]

As long as I get to wear spandex and have a secret identity.

[kragey.livejournal.com]

Does this include muffins? I'm there if there's free muffins.

[sarcastic-irony.livejournal.com]

What exactly qualifies one for this awesome secret pirate king lobster-style underground cu-I mean-society?

[electricandroid.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Can I be "Smut" Chairman? Pretty please? With sugar on top?

[tboy.livejournal.com]

Can I be cabin boy?

Don't care if there's no cabins. *pout*. Just wanna be a cabin boy.

[fer-de-lance.livejournal.com]

Ooo, ooo! ((Waves hand)) I love secret clubs! I'll do anything -- do we need Sekrit Badges? A name? An Official Pay-Up Enforcer? :D

[dphearson.livejournal.com]

Muhahaha.

I wanna join. If only my pooter worked.

[winstonmom.livejournal.com]

I want to belong.....
I speak spanish.....I can be the oficial spanish translator? you never know when you will need one.
begs on knees...

[exbentley]

Oooh, I'd like to join. But I'd probably be the newbie who never knows what's going on. So, um... sign me up as that? ;)

[dien.livejournal.com]

Can I supply hard liquor/drugs/soma?

Or be Releaser of the Hounds of War!

[corvidae9.livejournal.com]

I'd like to be First Officer in Charge of Maintaining Jealous Melancholy, please.

*sighs theatrically*

[melpemone.livejournal.com]

I'd like to be First Officer In Charge Of Having Plenty Of Fun Without You So There Pffft.

Failing that, some sort of wench. Beer wench?

[twistedrecesses.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a secret society founded in excellence...I'd expand, but I've been drinking :)

[hilarita.livejournal.com]

Can I join? I brought rum. And vodka. *falls over*

[sarka.livejournal.com]

Best. Idea. Ever.

Can I join, despite being half a world away?

*bats eyelashes*

[tafkah.livejournal.com]

Can I tag along? I want to be Official Tagalong! Please?

[snowqueenofhoth.livejournal.com]

Duuuuude. I want in!

Okay, so I'm going to part of TWH. But unlike the rest of the world, I'm doing the drive-an-hour-each-day thing and not staying at a hotel. So I'm on the computer every night and every morning. Don't leave me out. :( No fair.

And if TWH people are evil... can I be Liaison to Evil? Can I?

*smiles nice and innocently*

[mad-martha.livejournal.com]

Wah! I've only just seen this - am I allowed to join?

*grabs dingy and starts rowing after the main ship*

[underlucius.livejournal.com]

Can I be official kitchen lurker? I'll "guard" the vodka and change the passwords every 10 minutes.

[frek.livejournal.com]

I want to join!

I can be your activities director. *grin*