Great, now that they're gone: Secret Society of HP Fics

[icarus]

Now that everyone has gone off to The Witching Hour, those of us who are left should form a secret society.

I'll be treasurer. (Our treasury shall be packed full of porn, fics, and drabbles written behind everyone's backs, housed on my site and maybe even password locked for members only--and those who beg prettily enough.)

Who wants to chairman, huh? "Vice" chairman?


ETA:

-- We have a "Smut" Chairman (as she has agreed to wear the, ahem, mantle of authority) -- electricandroid
-- The official Cabin Boy has been sworn in, and will be serving mead (and running various untoward errands) in the underground cavern you-know-where and you-know-when -- tboy
-- scribbulus_ink is in spandex and maintaining the roster of secret identities.
-- hobbit_feet shall train us in the secret handshake (which should be pretty interesting since we'll all pretty smashed by that part of the agenda....)
-- simmysim has signed in blood as super Captain Super Pirate King and has the bandaid to prove it!
-- kaci_2005_tide has the honor of First Member Emeritus.
-- kragey is grazing the muffins while quaffing mead, while sarcastic_irony is drawing up our bylaws (oh by the way, you're in charge of bylaws sarcastic_irony) and anandangel is our official scribe (oh, you're the scribe, anandangel).
-- fer_de_lance shall shake you down collect your fics, ficlets, drabbles, art, recs, and other fantasies.

ETA2: dphearson has been sworn in as the disreputable and unreliable look-out and guard.

ETA3: winstonmom has taken on the task of flustered and frustrated foreign liaison.

Our first agenda shall be posted in my next post. :D

Comments

[guest-age.livejournal.com]

Oooh! I'm in! Sounds fun! Great way to get back at those lucky bastards entertain ourselves while they're gone! =D

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Yay! Look, look, we've all come to play.

Psst. First meeting is tonight, in you-know-where, at you-know-when. Bring a needle and thread, plus a large goblet.

Icarus

[cordelia_v]

Heh. Some of us had to teach today, and aren't going until tomorrow.

So . . . . how will I have to beg, to be given the password?

Perhaps if I spill every detail of what I saw at WH, eh?

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

*Adopts a formal demeanor* We shall have to lay the matter--and your interesting proposal--before the committee at our first meeting.

Icarus

[simmysim.livejournal.com]

May I be Super Pirate Captain King?

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

*Icarus hands over the rum* We have plenty of plumes, and our society signs in blood, oh Pirate King.

Sign here, please....

Icarus

[anandangel.livejournal.com]

Do we get codenames?

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. And all offerings for the secret society -- whether they be fics, ficlets, art, or recs -- shall be entered under thy Secret codename. (Send me an email ;)

icarus_ancalion@yahoo.com

Icarus

[hobbit-feet.livejournal.com]

We need to make a secret handshake.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Indeed! You are hereby appointed and annointed.

Icarus

[scribbulus-ink.livejournal.com]

As long as I get to wear spandex and have a secret identity.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

With or without cape? Would you like to manage our roster of secret identities?

For this secret society I shall be known as Count Monteblume. *Icarus plucks at lace sleeves fastidiously*

(Hee. And our ficlets can be under our Secret identities!)

Icarus

[kragey.livejournal.com]

Does this include muffins? I'm there if there's free muffins.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

We're having a medieval feast, complete with wine and mead.

But muffins will provided as well, baked by none other than wildernessguru himself.

Icarus

[sarcastic-irony.livejournal.com]

What exactly qualifies one for this awesome secret pirate king lobster-style underground cu-I mean-society?

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Hmm. We'll have to call our first meeting to order to decide that. Once we're good and drunk.

Icarus

[electricandroid.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Can I be "Smut" Chairman? Pretty please? With sugar on top?

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Chairman of Smut it is! If you wear an appropriate, ahem, costume. *Icarus holds up Edwardian corset, shaking the laces enticingly.*

Icarus

[tboy.livejournal.com]

Can I be cabin boy?

Don't care if there's no cabins. *pout*. Just wanna be a cabin boy.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

We'll build a cabin just for you. But cabin boy requires that you serve the mead and run certain errands. Do you swear? Raise your left hand, and place your right on this copy of Half-Blood Prince....

Icarus

[fer-de-lance.livejournal.com]

Ooo, ooo! ((Waves hand)) I love secret clubs! I'll do anything -- do we need Sekrit Badges? A name? An Official Pay-Up Enforcer? :D

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

An Official Pay-Up Enforcer? :D

You're hired! *Icarus hands over the sabre of fic-collections.* You shall collect our tithes of fics, ficlets, art, drabbles, recs and whatever else you can shake down.

Icarus

[dphearson.livejournal.com]

Muhahaha.

I wanna join. If only my pooter worked.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

You may be the guardian and look out. Since no one knows where we're meeting, you can continue the fine pirate tradition of drinking, slouching against the door and wandering off.

Icarus

[winstonmom.livejournal.com]

I want to belong.....
I speak spanish.....I can be the oficial spanish translator? you never know when you will need one.
begs on knees...

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Rise, foreign liason, and prepare to liase like you've never liased before. :D

Icarus

[exbentley]

Oooh, I'd like to join. But I'd probably be the newbie who never knows what's going on. So, um... sign me up as that? ;)

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

We always need a Blinking Sidekick, of course. Sign here, please. Are you O-positive or...?

Icarus

[dien.livejournal.com]

Can I supply hard liquor/drugs/soma?

Or be Releaser of the Hounds of War!

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Oh we need our Supplier and Somalier, definitely.

Icarus

[corvidae9.livejournal.com]

I'd like to be First Officer in Charge of Maintaining Jealous Melancholy, please.

*sighs theatrically*

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

No such position. ;)

But we do have a First Officer in charge of Drunken Revelry, or else there's the Fiddler who plays and plays while the cat's away.

:D

This is a real secret society, by the way. Only the members will have access to... certain things. And only non-Witching Hour attendees may apply.

Icarus

[melpemone.livejournal.com]

I'd like to be First Officer In Charge Of Having Plenty Of Fun Without You So There Pffft.

Failing that, some sort of wench. Beer wench?

[tboy.livejournal.com]

You make a fabulous wench. Come and carouse with the official Cabin Boy. Phwoaaar.

[twistedrecesses.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a secret society founded in excellence...I'd expand, but I've been drinking :)

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Welcome aboard, Official Staggering Drunk and Maintainer of the Plank, o swabbie!

Icarus

[hilarita.livejournal.com]

Can I join? I brought rum. And vodka. *falls over*

[electricandroid.livejournal.com]

Will you perform perverse acts for a large studio audience whilst inebriated?

[sarka.livejournal.com]

Best. Idea. Ever.

Can I join, despite being half a world away?

*bats eyelashes*

[electricandroid.livejournal.com]

I'm 1/4 of the world away.

If you promise to be suitably pervy I acceed. (Why yes, I'm co-opting this thread for a bit)

[tafkah.livejournal.com]

Can I tag along? I want to be Official Tagalong! Please?

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Arise, Official Tagalong and Keeper of the Lifeboats.

Icarus

[snowqueenofhoth.livejournal.com]

Duuuuude. I want in!

Okay, so I'm going to part of TWH. But unlike the rest of the world, I'm doing the drive-an-hour-each-day thing and not staying at a hotel. So I'm on the computer every night and every morning. Don't leave me out. :( No fair.

And if TWH people are evil... can I be Liaison to Evil? Can I?

*smiles nice and innocently*

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

*looks formal* We shall consider your petition (along with cordelia_v's) at our first meeting. I advise you to prepare your bribes in advance.

Icarus

[mad-martha.livejournal.com]

Wah! I've only just seen this - am I allowed to join?

*grabs dingy and starts rowing after the main ship*

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

*Icarus hauls mad_martha onto main deck.*

It's a much shorter trip given we're still anchored in port. You brought the supplies, right? *Icarus eyes her with a cagey look.*

[underlucius.livejournal.com]

Can I be official kitchen lurker? I'll "guard" the vodka and change the passwords every 10 minutes.

[killerbeautiful.livejournal.com]

lol okay, like a drunk version of sir cadogan. XD

[frek.livejournal.com]

I want to join!

I can be your activities director. *grin*

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

We must always have a Painfully Cheerful Activities Director.

Icarus