Great, now that they're gone: Secret Society of HP Fics

[icarus]

Now that everyone has gone off to The Witching Hour, those of us who are left should form a secret society.

I'll be treasurer. (Our treasury shall be packed full of porn, fics, and drabbles written behind everyone's backs, housed on my site and maybe even password locked for members only--and those who beg prettily enough.)

Who wants to chairman, huh? "Vice" chairman?


ETA:

-- We have a "Smut" Chairman (as she has agreed to wear the, ahem, mantle of authority) -- electricandroid
-- The official Cabin Boy has been sworn in, and will be serving mead (and running various untoward errands) in the underground cavern you-know-where and you-know-when -- tboy
-- scribbulus_ink is in spandex and maintaining the roster of secret identities.
-- hobbit_feet shall train us in the secret handshake (which should be pretty interesting since we'll all pretty smashed by that part of the agenda....)
-- simmysim has signed in blood as super Captain Super Pirate King and has the bandaid to prove it!
-- kaci_2005_tide has the honor of First Member Emeritus.
-- kragey is grazing the muffins while quaffing mead, while sarcastic_irony is drawing up our bylaws (oh by the way, you're in charge of bylaws sarcastic_irony) and anandangel is our official scribe (oh, you're the scribe, anandangel).
-- fer_de_lance shall shake you down collect your fics, ficlets, drabbles, art, recs, and other fantasies.

ETA2: dphearson has been sworn in as the disreputable and unreliable look-out and guard.

ETA3: winstonmom has taken on the task of flustered and frustrated foreign liaison.

Our first agenda shall be posted in my next post. :D

Comments

[ella-bane.livejournal.com]

Yay :) I want in too. ♥ This is a most excellent idea! Can I be the official 217th member?

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Official 217th Member, ye are.

Icarus

[mad_maudlin]

Is it too late to sign up? ::wants to hang out with the cool kids::

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

*Icarus hauls you up out of the drink with mad_martha and hands you a cool sabre.* Welcome aboard.

Icarus

[killerbeautiful.livejournal.com]

i'll be our official kinky secretary and neurotic minute-recorder. :D

[electricandroid.livejournal.com]

As Chairman o Smut, I welcome you.

*spanks you*

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Oh definitely we need an official kinky secretary. Our first meeting is today... you-know-where at you-know-when.

Icarus

[selkielass.livejournal.com]

May I be the Lifeguard?
Deck pool or (wo)man overboard, I'm an expert at breast stroke and mouth to mouth resuscitation.

[electricandroid.livejournal.com]

Why on earth do you have to wait for them to fall over before "Breast Stroke" and "Mouth to Mouth"!?

PREVENTATIVE MEASURES, I SAY! Apply such knowledge BEFORE they even come CLOSE to the pool!!!

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Lifeguard ahoy! *welcomes aboard, holding out hook for a handshake*

Icarus

[lilyayl.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm definitely for this. I'll sign up as 'Scholar' or 'Researcher.' If information is on the web, I can find it. So if anyone wants anything looked up/confirmed/etc, I'm your girl.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Well, given the 'scholar' and 'researcher' was often brought on board to act as the captain's companion... welcome aboard, Scholar, Researcher and "Companion."

Icarus

[jaig.livejournal.com]

Oooer. I'll just stow away. Somewhere. And sunbathe a lot naked.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Welcome aboard, oh Naked Sunbathing Stowaway. ;)

Icarus

[jessis.livejournal.com]

I would like to know what your boyfriend wears to bed.

Just kidding. I found you through metaquotes. Mind if I add you and ask for one in return?

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Sure!

Are you prepared to join the cast and crew of the Secret Society of HP Fics?

Icarus

[wenelda.livejournal.com]

i don't really care what i do, as long as i'm involved. heh.

[theemdash]

If one were to admit to being sucked in to Harry Potter, and one were looking to read a decent length gen fic, where would one go to find such treasures?

Seriously, I'm your Potter Virgin.

[electricandroid.livejournal.com]

i'm in a rush or i'd link you direct - icarus has a "startes guide to the HP fandom somehwere"

GOOD LUCK.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Look no further: The Harry Potter Starter Kit (http://www.icarus.slashcity.net/starterkit2.html). :D

Icarus

[cats-are-snakes.livejournal.com]

You said "sucked" in this thread? That takes huge, bolshy yarblockos.

[tipgardner.livejournal.com]

Hi, Your Chairthing of Smut has sent me forth to beg all pretty. I could...read smut and set my lips to arses or something.

[cheshyre]

Dunno if I qualify to join. While I can't afford to attend TWH, I live in the area so may try to lurk about and see people (not that I've made any plans to do so, just hoping for serendipidous luck).*

But if it counts and if you need a librarian/researcher, I'm your gal.

*PS: Rumors that Chris Rankin is in attendance and may be watching the free outdoors Quidditch match. You want I should try to snag an autograph for you?

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

If you snag Chris Rankin's autograph, you're in the club!

Icarus

[cats-are-snakes.livejournal.com]

Actually, it looks like there may be some legal repercussions following this clusterfuck gathering. I'll lead the legal defense team.

You didn't see it. Couldn't prove it, anyway.

[mellafe.livejournal.com]

I live at the end of the world but still hate *them* ALL for going to TWH, damnyouuuu!!

And I want a title, damnit. *pouts*

I can make icons or provide tea and bad jokes or sing in spanish! Yes, I can! :) *is drunk*