Mission Impossible

[icarus]

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is brought to us by Fred C. He says: "Just once I'd like to see Draco beg Ron for sexual pleasure."

Jesus. What would that take? Other than the tired love potion, Polyjuice, yadda-yadda.

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[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Jealous of Harry's fame? Try to prove themselves better than him? Hm. How would it lead to sex?

~Icarus

[ursula]

They independently decide that they're going to become professional Quidditch players, and start showing up at the field at strange times that there isn't standard practice, but they keep running into each other, and realize that they'll do so much better if they play against each other instead of releasing balls at random. Then you have the shower scenes, and all the physicality of any sport, and, well, yeah.

*Wanders off looking for alternative method*

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

It's tough, isn't it? The hard part is Draco *begging* Ron.

[ursula]

Write a hideously repressed upper-class Draco. He's always thought sex too dirty to be bothered with, and women don't exactly interest him anyway. Even his friendships are physically standoffish, because there's no way on this poor Earth that Draco would let Crabbe or Goyle clap him on the back.

Then give Draco and Ron a reason to cooperate, make them touch, and let Draco react with the full force of a decade and a half of repression. He'll probably scream at Ron and swear to destroy his family unto the seventh generation for attempting the dishonour.

And then Draco won't be able to forget the moment, and the sinking sense that Ron is his equal, in a way that Crabbe and Goyle never will be. He'll have to hunt Ron down, and apologize. And Ron won't listen. So Draco will be embarrassed, and more embarrassed, and anyway Draco's mind only has two categories for human interaction: one where you boss everyone around, and one where you beg. So he'll have to beg.

[ursula]

Alternatively, let them have sex on relatively equal terms. Then Draco, who clearly equates money and love, will give Ron a particularly expensive thank-you present, and Ron will assume Draco's calling him a whore, and throw it in his face. After that Draco pretty much has to beg.